#Jokes

Lu

luinalaska

All these people saying “hey what’s wrong with sleepovers” must have had a different childhood.A short list of things I encountered at sleepovers:1. Finding out my best friend’s dad had

alice 🌹

AliceYarr

CW: weight loss So this morning I tried on a shirt and shorts I hadn’t worn in a while. They used to be baggy and now fit me quite snugly.

Molly O'Neil

mowwyjane

Hey #MedTwitter fam, my mom was diagnosed with #ParkinsonsDisease in 2001 and today she had surgery to get the battery for her neuro stimulator changed. It's been a wild ride,

Jax

LadyJayPersists

It starts with NCOs telling you after PT how great you looked in your shorts and inviting you to come over to their place to “hang out”.https://abc7chicago.com/vanessa-guillen-aaron-robinson-update-bludgeoned/6294382/ It starts with

Rachel 🌈🌻

qbist

you gotta come down from the emo dance party with goldiehttps://youtu.be/8JZKiP0C0wY followup: Yellow Cab & A Five Cent Cigar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsrV1A2L-wg&list=PL3P6ouUQUShmyVEIkWEqyDI_S7dDLPrSK &robots; hey hey: I

kay⁷ 🦇

bratzwurId

I’m not gonna sit here and excuse those two screenshots. I did it, i said it, I encouraged it, and it was wrong. I said things in the spur of

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sanaponamu

𝐒𝐎𝐃 with 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒 Disclaimer, all of the tweet there’s no correlation to real Minatozaki Sana or TWICE this all based on mundane writers. 𝟏. @ttop_hyun_seung 𝟐. @ChrystraI 𝟑. asking

markle sparkle

inthepheelz

theory time: revealing taeil's dark secrets i will start with showing some pictures of taeil alone now here are some pics of taeil w other members of nct doesn't he

eyshe איישע

protosemite

When I hear Muslims, or any religious individual for that matter, use the line: "Being gay isn't haram but acting on those desires is," I am left with so many

olivia ◟̽◞̽🕯on limit

cherrywildflwr

dear antis... a thread this thread is going to be a ton of questions i have for antis about larry. this is not meant to be disrespectful i just genuinely

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tanizakihq

i know no one really cares but heres my thoughts on the whole #brendonurieisoverparty. I read the thread and everything in it, and yes it makes sense why we're cancelling

Sarah Lazar

Sarah_Lazar

Took a month but finally finished watching Community (thanks for the encouragement during this arduous journey @PapaBearZach). Thoughts: Season 1.....was fine. Average sitcom season, liked it, but nothing special about

🔺️ Sankaku Kishi 🔻

sanxaxu

THESE ARE MY OPINIONs[A thread]1. I dont support sexualizing underaged characters. But I do support you guys who like not-underaged 2d girls/bois with petite looks sexually. Why ? That kinds

ًvini ᵕ̈

wreckdByTY

nct / nctzen unpopular opinion which are actually popular but everyone is scared to admit : a thread 1. yutazens should stop pretending that nctzens don’t care about yuta .

Janet Ng, Ph.D

janetngbio

Last night, my mom went on a 30 MIN diatribe about @mec "selling out", "losing focus", & "what happens to coop members?" She's been a member since Calgary basement days.

Sansa Stark

_Oroboghene

Tweet deleted because I had such a long day and I don’t have strength to drag with anybody this night. Yeah, let’s not make it a gender war but omo,