#Jokes

I think about how we came here. Trapped in our homes. At risk for a global pandemic. How we made jokes about having the virus back in January. Standing in
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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be
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One time this girl and I were really into each other. Then one of her 'besties' was creeping on my twitter and was telling her my negative tweets were about
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Soooo this is gonna be a thread. One y’all might not care to read but things I need to say. I am a genuine person. I don’t fake my personality
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It’s been said by many other people with much deeper perspectives than I many times but I think it bears repeating: Us white leftists/anti-capitalists need to get out of the
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What I would pay right now to... Be in a room full of people when @m2thepower3 walks in and says "partakers?" Be on stage in packed auditorium, throwing @AbuSense_ Abu
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now before I start this thread I want to let everyone know that I believe this persons actions changed for the better and he truly learned from his mistakes and
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Why are ducks, the best pets ever.A Thread 1) they can walk, they can swim, they can fly evenbut they mostly stay where they are, telling us just because we
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heterophobia isnt real and yall need to do a history lesson: a thread (from a queer dude whos a little too obsessed with his communitys history)!!cw for: homophobia mentions amd
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heres a thread of things ive said to my partner that have made him mad this was funny until it wasnt was all jokes then he wasnt laughing I
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Other fandoms being threatened by Selena's new song boyfriend, a thread: I can't believe I found out today that Abel invented frogs Abel apparently also owns red suits and
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bakit attached na attached tayo kay Sebastian Vincent Camero?;; a thread Engineer siya. Ghorl ayun pa lang kuhang-kuha niya na tayo Basketball Player siya tapos Captain pa. Master talaga ebarg
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i don’t understand this not wanting to end friendships/relationships with trump voters. i’ve ended things over someone telling me they don’t like buffy! it’s like, you will have room for
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thread of bl actors that I think are Jennie stans obvi Shane is gonna start off this thread his favorite song is Playing with Fire and he can dance Whistle
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// racism , homophobia @KarlJacobs_ @honkkarl please address your past with ice poseidon. mcyttwt has had extensive conversations about what to hold CCs accountable for, and this is clearly something
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This is a callout post for @elliegator2 I don't care. I'm making it. She's a disgusting and awful person and you need to block her. Where should we start? Hm
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