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erich
jnksimp
@jenniesfag isn’t an akgae.. a thread he doesn’t post ab lisoo bc his ac is a chaennie acount but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love the girls he posts
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Claire Willett
clairewillett
Chrissy Teigen has had to tap-dance backwards in high heels to corner a FRACTION of the market share affluent white women with palatial New England farmhouse estates have had cornered
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Alex Scordelis
alexscordelis
Some personal news: I staffed on “Ellen’s Game of Games.” The writers’ room is in one of her oceanside Montecito villas. Not sure which one. Waiting for her assistant to
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sai 🍮
catboyzuko
As an okinawan, id like to speak on some criticisms regarding zukka, ect: The Japanese conquered my people and almost successfully eradicated our culture and our language. As of now
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ًash🤍
dilfquacklty
- shoes i think dream should wear: a - first off we have simple vans. the dark grey and the style help the shoes not look too basic while having
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Laura Lexx
lauralexx
In terms of financially and physically accessible ways to be entertained and have a community, local comedy gigs must be one of the best? The number of village halls full
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Miles🌑@ Narumitsu Brainrot
VANL0CK
okay but all jokes aside don't actually edit the wiki pages. the most i did to make the joke was take a screenshot in the editing process then immediately remove
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Get her, Jade!
keatingssixth
It was a Whittier cop that kept putting his hand on his gun while having a VERBAL disagreement with me for 10min. It was this PD that referred to their
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nea 🌱 witch!sam supremacy
bxbynatasha
big tw ! just something i need to get off my chesti’ve been struggling with depression and other shit for a long time and i had my first suicidal thoughts
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mingi thunder thigh enthusiast
HONGMlNGl
I'm not a my everything, nor am I any stan related to the drama, but just from looking at all the shit coming from this drama I've gotten so,,,, uncomfortable.
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Intronerd
Intronerd3
Dear God, it's me, Em. I'm thankful for the awesome and h-o-r-n-y people of SJ twitter, I love them for making this dumpster fire of a year bearable.Also, I'm thankful
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Yu/宇💌我的骨骼说,我还是爱你
_yuuuchen
i’m sorry if i sound tilted but like can ppl stop complaining about the cn server adjustments.i kno it’s pointless talking about it but it’s not that netease wanted to
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Homo cheese
6CottageWhore9
Hey y'all i made a discord server and this is the invite link https://discord.gg/KuDdHBU So if ya wanna join go ahead but here are some rules. No racists, homophobes, transphobes, ablests,
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fia*🎰 RT PINNED📌
quacksonas
hihi earlier i talked about the violence in Belfast right now and now I wanna give some background about the troubles. I tried to make it easy to understand so
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writing in progress...
sincerelysamedt
Touya is overprotective.Who can blame him? He's the eldest brother of four siblings and the eldest son of a single mother. Someone has to be.And Keigo may act arrogant and
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dani ◟̽◞̽ married to len🦋
LWTXFRAY
Types of people in a group chat (1D edition) ; a thread Niall :-always sends ‘HAHAHAHA’ -sends memes-usually active and spams the chat-sends terrible pictures of you and your friends
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