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Andronian42
For those of y’all wondering when I’ll get on the Aggretsuko spoiler train, I just started rewatching Season 1 Episode 1. So within a month. Forgot how short these episodes
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Carole Cadwalladr
carolecadwalla
To this year’s A-level students. You have been robbed of your future by an algorithm. The tech dystopia many of us have been warning about is here. You’re it. Your
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Dgef B. &c.
jaccinthenet
1 like = 1 cliffhanger whether or not the original joke is subverted do likes on the downthread count? if you jumped over an inferential gap from "downthread" to "internet
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Ró
robolger
i think now that all of the minimum-wage customer facing workers have been through a pandemic, it's about time we enter the customer is always wrong arc. if you haven't
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˗ˏˋ moth !! ˊˎ˗ 🔮 ceo of catboy van gogh
anarchistpinec1
― why i hate hollow knight ; a thread thats only kind of a joke by someone who loves hollow knight ― they refer to this bitch (the king) as
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nicholas
mitskifan42
Are you guys LGBT or normal? wait stop liking this i’m literally just referencing another joke https://twitter.com/pussydesignedd/status/1247514836134699019?s=21 https://twitter.com/pussydesignedd/status/1247514836134699019
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Ava
thatonegirlava
Soooooo let me break this down for you. My mom’s a healthcare worker. She’s been going to work EVERYDAY since the virus came to the US. 2 of her patients
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macy 🥀
alphamacys
when i confronted my assaulter he told me i was overreacting. he told me i was “trying to outsmart him”. after that, it took over a year for me to
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Skylar Baker-Jordan
SkylarJordan
Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. It's 2020. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny #SNL Now he's complaining about gay pride month. I don't know
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Gary Harki
GaryAHarki
As a part of this we need to talk about the pressure and situations we put journalists, particularly young journalists, in.https://twitter.com/dataeditor/status/1278785851082891285 If you’re trying to mentor someone and you make
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amid amidi
amid
Longest pan BG ever? Submit your contenders. Gotta mention Tex Avery who did a 30-second pan joke in Blitz Wolf. The painting may be physically longer than the Mickey and
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eds ༄ nsfr
lgbtkeanu
i admit i made a mistake tweeting this without providing you all with evidence so with some help i have all you need to know about why you should unf/why
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emilie fox🏳️🌈WEAR A MASK
emiliefoxart
Lotta people talking about the She-Ra panel tonight, & I have rewatched it multiple times to find exactly what people were upset about & most of it is overblown. The
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Santiago
svpino
No, this is not a joke.Here are my thoughts about the "HTML is not a programming language" recurrent theme.↓ 1/5 This question is controversial not because people care about HTML
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Sam ☀️
samuellgreene
If someone close to you has ADHD, please read this !!! It’s a very misunderstood (and frankly misnamed) disorder and bc of this friends and family members of ppl w
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👁 Trace Scorch 💜
TraceScorch
A Vaccine or Anti-Virus drug Cannot be created, that's a weak joke because whoever claims to do such clearly doesn't know anything about science or biologyVaccines are basically excess toxic
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