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Rupert Cocke
RupertCocke
Catalan President Quim Torra has been banned from public office. Let's run through some of his greatest hits. (1) Openly defying electoral law. (2) Saying Catalan nationalists should start a
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shai
sayitens
IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE??? “UNNOTICED” proceeds to list every magazine weishennies talked abt. I CANT WITH THESE BICHES FR all weishennies did was cry abt these shoots for
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Ryan Orbuch
orbuch
alright so whoever had "price on carbon implemented via negative oil prices", come up to the front and collect your prize this is more a joke at how weird it
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ciara
bettyswaghetti
i’ve had a lot of girls recently tell me they wish they had the same relationship w guys they’ve slept w as i do with men i’ve been w and
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alee-nya(ᵔᴥᵔ)
chiakiluvmail
LITERALLYBUT NOT LITERALLYBUT LITERALLYhttps://twitter.com/moonlyze/status/1246175805618761728 Op did u make this thread just to be able to make this joke
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renleanti
many oomfs on my tl are confused and i hope i can help a little in understanding the situation. yes jaemin did use 저능 (ableist slur). what is unclear though
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queondaparcee
Here's a story i just remembered cuz it's 5 AM and i'm Hallucinating. anyways this sorry has me CACKLING my love life's a joke, a thread: So in middle school
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apple
apple22836371
heyo!!! we arent gonna be calling this the catboy cult anymore because ive been informed that someone has told a friend of mine that it was insensitive so i ask
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rachel syme
rachsyme
i filmed it again for you so you can watch it 100 times because this is the funniest way anyone has ever chosen to deliver lines #cluewatch the one board
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Tony Geoffrey Owana
TonyOwana
WOUNDED KIDNEYSA social media report quotes MP-elect Segirinya Muhamad as diagnosing himself with "wounded kidneys".Now try googling "wounded kidneys"... In 2014 I think, Segirinya made history when he called Top
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Erica C. Barnett
ericacbarnett
The overwhelming amount of "Karens gone wild"-type content about racist white women, in the absence of any equivalent for white men, suggests to the uninitiated that white men aren't equally
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butch bubba
dyke_rage_
// q slurExpanding on my last tweet. Modern “queer wokeness” has demonized gay men and lesbians. Since we are ‘’’monosexual’’’ people look at us as regressive/restrictive. This line of thought
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xxpersi
ok but isnt shipping originally was just for "fun" and is actually supposed to be a joke? it has always been like that. me wishing them to date irl is
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Abhi Rajendran
ARaj_Energy
This Mexico situation is absurd They want to show @Pemex will be increasing production to local refiners. Those refiners ran at like 40-45% last year and are a total joke
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Read The Signs
Semiogogue
All the dissident right people – especially those over 50 – who foam about how Trump is a nothing remind me of the old joke about the elderly guy faced
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The Young Swifties Club
OnlyTheBabies
What is this club all about?The Young Swifties Club is a group where younger Swifties can commune with others that may have the same struggles. Most young Swifties are criticized
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