#Joke

Granite

oneminutecall

Ok but that .50 is made of fuckin wood my man.https://twitter.com/vizjourno/status/1259189791150800899 Also there’s a joke here about it being as good as the XM296 but that’s too esoteric for this

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fvather

I hate females who think doing dumb shit is cute “im sorry” “I feel bad” no tf you don’t.https://twitter.com/jesssirai/status/1247014005958488064 and it’s not a “joke” or a “prank” if it actually

gabby ⚡️ she/her

gabalexa

IF I DON'T GET A NEW WIG SOON, I WILL HAVE TO BREAK IN.https://twitter.com/eyeofscottie/status/1244668946814550027 This is not a joke, ordering online is not the same bc I can't see what

Fares Shehabi

ShehabiFares

A Syrian army chemical bomb landed nicely on this bed in #Douma, E Ghouta, without disturbing anything else in the room! Believe it or not, BBC & CNN adopted this

Kecchi 😳🌱 COMMS CLOSED

Kecchi0

I’m being harrassed on Discord by a 31 year old man because a mod in my server said his horny joke wasn’t funny.Btw he rejoined just so he could spam

nini

feraI4k

Problems within the mcyt community that effect hispanics/latinos. A thread. Lets start off with the (cholo) accents! Where did the cholo accents originate from? : The term cholo was used

lazy perfectionist

kazADHD

i want to make it absolutely clear that while i use humour as a way to deal with my (completely unmedicated/untreated) diagnoses and mental health, i would never make light

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wbkseungmo

Homophobes click this thread This thread is for the people who get salty at the words of “I hate hets”,, Stop saying lgbt+ are bullying you. They are allowed to

😳Monty😳

GaysDisaster

I need binary ppl to understand that there is literally no space in this society for nonbinary people.There's no space.Me getting upset over needlessly gendered shit isnt because im a

Zoë Alcazaren

zobeebs

In light of my lolo’s passing during this quarantine, us 30+ family members have to come together to pray novenas via Zoom call. Which my dad has taken as a

Sam Soape

SSoape

I want to have a dad joke/pun thread. Feel free to add your best (or worst) one! What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?Ian English puns

olea

olea_5

I could be wrong and I apologize in advance if this comes across as wrong or incorrect but I feel like there’s this negative stigma around the phrase “single mom(s).”I

'Stream _____ or ______'

thatsawnperiyat

Another day, another twitter thread where homophobes/racists/transphobes (spin the wheel) completely embarass themselves by not being in on the joke because they are so far removed from the jokes content

pronounced (thai•jeer)

PIayboysHefner

This is the thread of people who I don’t fw & the reasons why. I said what I said and I’m not changing on it. Mikey & Sama: this is

🐱Filip🧡

totallynotfilip

https://twitter.com/BlackDRX226/status/1253643791149432833 i just made this harmless joke and 2 replies later already got told to k*ll myself cool

A Case of Fatal Irony Poisoning

DashingCripple

i know the medium is dying and it was a one off joke on a thirty year old Simpsons episode but i have no doubt if someone published Non threatening