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javen✨
slutforperawat
hi @iuvshane aka ama ceo of jail! since you and your friends are so good in criticizing apologies and sensitive issues, why not lets talk about yours too! From
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svtjuul
exposing @FAIRYJIIMI : a thread 1. she hates me and has disowned me :,,,,( 2. sHES ANNOYING ME WITU HER MEMES AND I HATEVIT 3. she makes fun of my
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Kelz
Edward_Onoriode
I have this friend who has almost got it all as a young chap.Beautiful cars, Clean house, Striving business, and he's well educated. The only thing he's yet to do
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#BLACKLIVESMATTER
xheavensfeeIx
I WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN this is the livetweet thread now. first struggle: classic or normal mode... ill do classic started crying when aerith came on screen ohbmy god
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Mic Wright 🏳️🌈🌋🏴☠️
brokenbottleboy
Have I Got News For You is in its 30th year on television. It’s incapable of being anything other than cosily establishment. It’s so toothless, it’s like watching an old
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#bIm
kyunfia
woozi is Impossible to conceive: buff as fuck but also 5'5" meaning he's physically dense as hell but he hates moving, sleeps for 20 hours a day, an introvert to
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3cmit
i think.. having two characters bond through not feeling heard/understood is.. fine and enough in itself without the whole daisy hears donald's voice "normally" and it being the joke (and
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kaitlin || peace.
kaitlinmkw
tw// nsfw live tweeting mute fic at 12am i love myself NOT THE TITLE THE TAGS HELLO
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shauna 💫
EarthToShauna_
Why the hell did this guy just ask me to meet up for drinks??????? SIR we are on LOCKDOWN?????? is this a joke to y’all I’m gonna add a new
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shoe
shoe0nhead
who among us OMG GUYS DON'T POST THE "NOT HIS BRAIN" BIDEN AD. AS SOON AS YOU POST IT IT GETS REMOVED AND YOUR ACCOUNT GETS LOCKED. NOT A JOKE.
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Dalton Miller
DaltonBMiller
Hello Dallas Cowboys CB1.You heard me.https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1248264980140605442 Still trying to figure out the sarcasm font. This was a Byron Jones joke. Bc they played him out of position for 3 whole
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Sabra Mohamett
sabramohamett
Women get married to find a special best friend.They want someone who will share their secrets, laugh and joke with them, love them, cherish them, adore them, be romantic with
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Brooke 💋
brooke523tatum
Alright, i know there are people dying from COVID-19 and that its horrible and that not having a job isn’t the worst thing going on right now, but i feel
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simplyindys
Pls do enjoy this thread with popcorn So, I cheated in our relationship, but I told you about it, as for you, damn i had to find out from someone
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i’m the blah guy, duh
Angeflomusic
While we’re all sharing stories of this her, here are my texts from her as a person who had the misfortune of matching with her. For the context to the
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hui ༄ support new pinned 📌
seungbread
a thread of emojis that i used as a joke but now i cant stop using them first of, we have the . i hated it but as i started
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