#Joke

lemon-lime spine

existxntixl

I have a feeling if they finally release a COVID-19 vaccine that they are going to tell people who get it they don’t have to wear masks or something to

Daddy Angel

champagnzee

CW: religious trauma, painful sexI keep thinking about that comment Shapiro’s doctor wife (that’s what he calls her) made about wet pussies being infected and remembering that nearly every single

makyeut

hello_stuP_I_Dc

Tips on how to study without studying by me—a thread: Tip #1: You don’t. You just don’t. Just pray to all the God’s to save your lazy ass. Tip #2:

Lood Louis. **End the Lockdown**

CoolLood

LOCKDOWN IS FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS:I went deep into to our local informal settlement yesterday.Life as *normal*. Children playing and unemployed strolling in street.Every spaza sells cigarettes (R4.00 for one).

Melissa Wiley

melissawiley

And today, right on cue, comes the gaslighting. @realDonaldTrump pretends he was being sarcastic yesterday about the light/disinfectant suggestions. It's blisteringly obvious that he was being serious. His tone is

Hello, theniya⁷

baekchenvmin

Exotannies hear me outYoonbaek auBaek is a transfer student who joined the team and everybody seems to love him instantly. Yoongi, the star of the team, doesn't get the hype

miss haley ◟̽◞̽

haleysfoolsgold

ways to respond to rude quotes/replies! “touch grass”- i’m allergic- this picture “go outside”- we’re both on stan twitter neither one of us is going outside- also use picture of

joshyy

juswalangstrong

i posted a tiktok on facebook.a thread; it started when i make a tiktok abt me not attending a an oc then i posted it ok facebook i slept for

MisHELLRAISER 🎃🍬🍭👻

Mish_in_London

Tell me your best joke. Extra points for doing it on video or voice recording #VoiceNonce No show without Punch

John Michael McGrath

jm_mcgrath

I know some of you start refreshing my feed feverishly right about now before the daily COVID-19 start coming in, so I'm gonna highjack your attention this time to sing

Dr. Strategy (tenured, unremovable)

inthesedeserts

have been reviewing German daily for like 10 days now and some stuff from the years I lived there as a kid have come back to me. Nothing useful, but

Akilah Hughes

AkilahObviously

I ~do not care~ about this controversy re: black Trump voters. It doesn’t matter. Like. People are dying. Everyone who ran was 100. And it seems like only Candace whoever

Chris "in 2020 reality is spoopy enough 👻" DeLeon

ChrisDeLeon

nobody's perfecteverybody's made mistakessure, you listened to limp bizkit at the timeeveryone did, right?so you had a creed album, or two, or a fewall the linkin park CDsalright you still

marci boo 💫💫

ashlialvaranga

i delivered at andrews and dem have space fi kill. literally. if it was up to them, i’d be out of the hospital the second them cut my son outta

M1keL

mikelosu

Stop telling me that you're a shitty player when you're better at me at nearly every aspect of the game.Stop telling me that you're washed up when you can probably

Joel D. Anderson

byjoelanderson

Today’s Conway family drama reminds me of the time i spent the night at my friend’s house and he and his older brother told their mom to "shut up” and