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tripylekhak
Rahul Gandhi as a PM thread Ho gya joke khatam
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7th time remarried™
harryzgun
A few instances of One direction belittling/mocking Harry; Also there's an obvious difference between how the boys joked with eachother vs harry, especially towards the end, it wasn't just banter
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Maïa Dunphy
MaiaDunphy
So Matt Damon managed to get off Mars but couldn’t get out of Dalkey before the travel restrictions. I’d say his wife is raging. Update: I’ve been told his wife
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Robert Dale
DrRobDale
Ok. A background thread for #HATMUK and tonight with @waitmanb. (1) Death of Stalin was controversial in Russia. In Jan 2018 the Culture Ministry withdrew its distribution licence In Russia.https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/24/movies/death-of-stalin-ba
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mary magdalene says BLM
astrobalter
this is funny n all but can we not act like Virgo didn’t invent petty revenge? like Capricorn isnt associated with the devil? Like taurus isn’t on the same AXIS
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Josh Marshall
joshtpm
President Trump's extended tantrum is a complicated thing to get a hold of. On the one hand it's basically criminal in any civic sense. I'm pretty confident it will result
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hey there demons, it's me, ya Koi
Screamy_Dreamy
Trans girls on twitter: joke 24/7 about girldick Trans men: if you have any sort of liking of your genitals you're not one of us, and fuck you Seriously I
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Vi ✨ BLM
Vi_o_lynn
Anime from the 90’s/early 2000’s always have a super unique charm to them, it’s unfortunate that so many are riddled with homophobic and transphobic “jokes”. Like I’m watching Lovely Complex
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Mo Black | This is a soft coup
__MoBlack
So I haven't seen She-Ra, so maybe this is about to be a terrible take, but the recent drama around the show is dumb and I'm kinda sick of seeing
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Paige Lavender
paigelav
Hi. Today is my birthday, and as a gift I would like to hear your corniest joke, please. Here, I will start:Did you hear about the fire at the circus?It
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TSSimeon
Mandem, you go carni with your boys and you’ve been enjoying. It’s 1:30pm and you see your Mrs (who didn’t come with you) throwing up and her girl is asking
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A.R. Buckle
JuliusGoat
Comedians complaining that suddenly marginalized people are offended by their jokes never pause to consider that maybe they were always offended, but were too before scared to speak; that what
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✜⧖stay pressed⁷EN-
jimjimies
Enhypen stan twt NEEDS to get their sh!t together; a thread I'd like to start off by saying, this thread is NOT meant to bring anyone down/ cancel anyone. I'm
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Allison Traylor
allisonmtraylor
I can’t stop thinking about all of the white people on my Facebook, Instagram, and (sort of? less so) twitter feed posting about racial injustice in response to all that’s
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Spookiest 🎃 (Boo!)
SmartestPog
Regarding the events of yesterday.(Thread) Yesterday, I had to deal with one of the worst people I've ever met. At first we bonded pretty well and eventually became good friends.
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Fr. Joseph Krupp
Joeinblack
Idea:One way to “fix the damn roads” is to make sure no one can drive on them. This is a joke.I thought about it for a bit before posting &
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