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Okay, so I wanted to get some writing done, but a connection on here got attacked by some anti-vaxer after sharing photos of her cute babies. (They're super cute btw)
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Him: how was your Mother’s Day?Me: Tilt tables & data crunching, flowers are for ___Him: want helpMe:Him: are you sureMe: G-E-T the F-U- outta my officeHim: want me to triple
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The College Tapes reactions & commentary: a thread please be warned there are spoilers for The College Tapes below! @thecollegetapes @laurenshippen @atypicalartists @megfitz89 @lillymouse26 @ItsEvanChambers @mischaetc @BriggonSnow @Bra
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My translation of the 11th #FSBletters from the #WindofChange inside the FSB. Subjects: Poland + Ukraine. Dated 3/21, that's today, & URGENT. Please share far & wide.I will add clarification
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concert thread • avril lavigne. i was six years old, i skipped halloween & my dad took me. i still have every song on the first two albums memorized
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Grab a peanut butter sandwich. I'm gonna teach you the Dividend Arbitrage strategy in @10kdiver's style ;-) Arbitrage = Free Lunch in market. Free lunches usually don't exist, but they
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Xiao Xingchen carries, in his mind, a catalogue of the sounds his partners make for him. His reoccurring favorites are intimate, like Song Lan’s wheezing laugh when humor catches him
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THE NECK PILL (THREAD)Neck training is VITAL and vastly underutilized.Neck thickness makes you look INTIMIDATING & POWERFUL.Continue reading on if you want to learn why your neck training matters so
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I hope my crush likes this so i can tell her all the shit I’d do to her. i think that when Kehlani comes we should act like total fan
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Which MCU character are you? A thread : ▪︎Steven-Gay af-has a secret crush on their bff-first to yawn during group meetings-doesn't curse-probs a dog person-always late on dates-gives good life
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Much has been said about #AnuragBasu, his characterization, more so the name calling has been vile & never ending. Although a rebuttal would be superfluous, this ‘showing the mirror’ exercise
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Though we were 3 siblings- brother, sister and me, the youngest- we always considered ourself 4 in the family, the fourth being our dear Volkswagon Beetle Car. The Bug was
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Jack Fowler been awfully quiet @_JackFowler_ when will you use your social influence to speak up on these issues. The same black culture you tried so hard to be apart
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HIS HAIRS..Dear @Shaheer_SYour Silky..Smooth..Shiny..Flowy..Floppy HAIRS has a separate Fandom..& I am no differentSo its All About Ur HAIRS..Your Hairdo Hitch D Moments..in Just One LookAs if it has ADORNED..D Whole
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I'm excited to announce that I have been commissioned to rewrite the Harry Potter series and this time they're all wearing panties. Harry's thong sat high on his thin hip
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Well nerds, I fuckin' did it.Took me a global pandemic and a damn quarantine, but I did it.I figured out the precise chronological order of all the MCU movies (so
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