#Imagine

david

ChillAllMen

me: haha pipe shaped vapesme: unless...... crunching the numbers on this one folks yes i know i'd look like a complete cunt like 90% of the time, but also over

Out of Context Eastern Porn

OOCEasternR34

imagine supporting acab aight so i guess i should defend my opinion: first of all: acab is the most retarded "movement" ive ever seen. people literally rioting, burning private property,

The Beetles

shampanepepe

Imagine people think I support Godse when I Critique the Bad Gandhi had. Atleast Gandhi led a good movement and atleast improved in a few aspects, GODSE WAS A PART

chaselawrencesmiling

chase_smiles

sometimes i think about how i was supposed to go see @COIN last october w/a new friend i had previously met at a different concert, but she backed out on

Onyii

Onyiibekeh

Made a spare key to my apartment without my knowledge and would come steal food from my fridge when I was in classhttps://twitter.com/TazerBlack/status/1254474906990977027 Imagine you’d 2 fresh loaves of bread

boo-ianca 👻

ineffableomens

My brain short-circuited with this Tumblr post, so let’s talk about what language Aziraphale and Crowley speak TO EACH OTHER, a thread [1/x] I always thought that Aziraphale and Crowley

Nate Cohn

Nate_Cohn

With the important exception of the Monmouth national poll, the last five days of polls have been really brutal for Trump. The ABC/NYT polls in PA are potentially devastating. These

Kathie(?)/Kristi(✨)

SlyKathie

//ooc, Stole this idea from Ding(@d1ngb0t ) >:77 This is a Mix of Fluff and Angst Facts Thread Starts Here: // First Fun Fact: Kathie had planned to join the

kacen callender

kacencallender

I'm usually in the "keep your cards close to your chest" camp. Talking about my dreams is scary bc 1) I immediately imagine people internally rolling their eyes/snorting and thinking

Ms. Frizzle goes to Court

pennylope

Day 7 of quarantine while I wait for my covid test results. I’ve taken it very seriously because I’m not an asshole like @RandPaul - but god, I just can’t

Peter Ellis

almostconverge

Mini Hungarian language lesson: horticulture.It isn't so much that "Bálint gazda", the nation's horticulturalist, was loved passionately (although he was well loved and respected), more like he was a constant,

Jada

JaMuzik

Everything about marrying Elvis’s daughter was some petty stunt queen shit. What was going through his head lmaooooo. “How outrageous can I be? How can I make them gag?”I really

Andrew Barth Feldman

andrewbfeldman

Last night, I finished editing the last number that needed to be edited. I went back to watch this one number (you’ll see) just to make sure everything looked good.I

Mark M.

epiphanyinbmore

I picked up a woman in her 50s or 60s today, tired after an 8-4 shift at a laundromat on Howard Street. She needed a ride over west, and it's

Dr Jordan B Cooper

DrJordanBCooper

Why don't abuse victims of well-loved leaders come forward? Here's a great example of why they often don't. I recently posted a (I thought pretty mild) video on the Ravi

Özil is the goat playmaker

KHTAH2001

Lacazette might be good you knowhttps://twitter.com/ClockEndJamesX/status/1253383180209524744 Imagine your only good thread being something everyone already knows