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Trex 🦖
LoukmaneRCV
Parce que ce 28 Mai marque les 20 ans d’une légende, permettez moi de rendre hommage à notre grand @Alecric, le tombeur de tchoin mais aussi le plus beau beauf
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Lavie Tidhar
lavietidhar
Forgive me for being weirdly delighted if horrified by this picture that's been making the rounds, since it is essentially the ending of my 2014 novel, A MAN LIES DREAMING
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tan 🕶️
astrophiletani
Can you see the tears? Have you ever witnessed a rock so huge and hard which on touching a ship's side would break into it's exterior and destroy it? But
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Literary Goon
LiteraryGoon
Loving @jk_rowling has always felt a little illicit.When her Harry Potter series was first released in the 1990s, it was relentlessly attacked by religious zealots convinced that her fiction would
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payton ✧
andrewminyxrd
well here i’m going to do a live tweet thread for the presidential debate enjoy donald is so fucking childish oh my god i hate him so much like biden
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Jack Bernhardt Who Died Exactly 25 Years Ago Today
jackbern23
This is a fair (and simple) description, and it's pretty compelling for the narrative that UK satire has run out of ideas and/or is part of the establishment elite, but
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Catzoo
Catzou
J'ai partagé il y a quelques jours un thread qui parle de la 5G, plutôt bien construit et avec un angle intéressant.https://twitter.com/PartiPirate/status/1308104453791379458?s=19N'étant pas vraiment expert des réseaux Téléco
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nay 🌸 @ gay baby jail
_nayjia
ASSUMPTIONS MY NON-PJSEKAI FRIENDS MADE ABOUT THE PROJECT SEKAI CHARACTERS BASED ON THEIR PICTURES because some of their answers are pretty funny - a thread: ichika- got called shizuku- mom
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shizaahahaa
- #WhatsWrongWithSecretaryKim what is this man!!??#WhatsWrongWithSecretaryKim awwie he's so worried.#WhatsWrongWithSecretaryKim such a narcissist.#WhatsWrongWithSecretaryKim Mr. Vice Chairman can't take rejection.#WhatsWrongWithSecretaryKim T
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Michael R. Kramer
michaelkramerSB
People who are making the world worse, a thread:https://twitter.com/TomiLahren/status/1277752801402249217 People making the world worse: @foxandfriends https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1277953192295370752?s=20 People making the world worse:
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Kansara
kansaratva
Today I learned how to shift goalposts in a game of tennis played in a cricket stadium. While defending a Muslim ex-atheist - or an ex-Muslim atheist? - I fought
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Eat the Media
katearthsis
When Antifa is arrested they are told to say/do a few specific thingsOne of those things is to say "Im a white supremacist"Why?- It will not be investigated & immediately
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Quinn Cummings
quinncy
A small story:"I'm doing a load of jeans, want to add anything?""Thanks, I'll do laundry when I'm ready.""Want to take the miso packets with you? They're flat and if you're
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Captain__x
SRKs box office records in overseas (A thread) Highest Ovs BBs = SRK(23)Highest Ovs ATBB = SRK(11) Highest ovs HGOTY = SRK(14) Overseas weekend record = SRK - (10) Till
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Stephen Knight
GSpellchecker
1. Wow, in a recent episode of his podcast, CJ Werleman reveals that he is backed by MEND & associated with CAGE. (ht @concretemilk) 2. CAGE are a soft-Islamist group
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Jay // RIDA DI'S DAYY 🥳💝
ThatJayyNess
#HappyBirthDayRidaDiHere's the most random thread , which doesn't have anything to do with your birthday (). @ItsMeRida_ We've met 10 months and 3 days ago , in such a platform
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