#Idiot

i want new name⁷

fartlore

they're the only person who interacts with me everyone in my timezone hates me or goes to sleep at weirdo timeshttps://twitter.com/fartlore/status/1299894723310751750 so true fi so true ikr i'm so right

THE HELLYWOOD REPORTER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

mikewolfpack100

1) PENCE/RYAN COUP?Let's Talk About It!Q#1) Who benefits from this conspiracy? A =[DS]Q#2) Who would ever use squarespace as website, & childish cut out heads of Pence/Ryan? A = [An

Uzayr Ally

uzayr_ally

I can't believe the replies I'm getting for this. To quote @GommersallLewis "Lol-havent you got bigger things to worry about?"Are you kidding me? I'm going to be making a thread

undercut bsp apologist ミ☆

CULTBRITTANY

subplots that could have been so interesting and pivotal for the development of brittany s. pierce but wasn’t because the writers have twigs and worms for brains and hate seeing

Meagan Hassan

meagan4justice

In light of all our new members of the bar, here's a long, meandering thread about mentoring, and why it's never too late to change your direction: #lawtwitter #lawjobs #mentoring

zoey mom says apologize i’m quarantined

aatcdo

making this an appreciation thread for all three of themhttps://twitter.com/aatcdo/status/1186856737657241600 lob riggis riggis doesn’t believe that midwesterners call buffalo wild wings “bdubs” jason said to not repeat myself for him

Ethan Fawley

EthanFawley

Sometimes I think about how the “social engineering” narrative for bike lane (etc.) opponents is so fundamentally false. The opposite is actually true. A thread from biking with my son

Nada D.

ned993

And now, I've gotten all endings for Nier Replicant. I'm in fucking awe. Lemme just gather my thoughts. #PS4share Fuck, where do I even begin? Even though I knew so

KnightOfGames

KnightOfGames_

2 retweets and ill watch Super Mario Odyssey - It’s No Masterpiece this man likes 3d world more than sunshine i already don’t trust him why is he talking about

Sembisexual*

PearlPillay

Welcome to the 2019 edition of:Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing.https://twitter.com/BigDaddyLiberty/status/1080052057611096064 Today's episode of Men Could Be Anything But They Choose To Be Embarrassing is not

⁷ ❂Johnny Come Home 🍃¹²⁷

YoItsJesus3

Me watching #AliveOnNetflix A Thread lmaooo: This nigga the dumbest person i ever met i’m like less than halfway through and i hate him with a burning passion already The

🔥Evil Unapologist🔥

shindoapologist

cw: anorgasmia, mention of negative sexual experiences??, shindobakuShindo and Bakugo have been dating for about 6 months or so, but they've never gotten past second base. They've had plenty of

George Mack

george__mack

"How to Operate" is one of my favorite lecturesKeith Rabois (@rabois) breaks down OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCEThe principles are taken from the experience helping build Square, LinkedIn and PayPalThey are timelessHere are

Sean Kelly

StorySlug

I love how you can always identify when a bad-faith argument is coming on Twitter because the person about to vomit it at your face has an Ancient Roman avatar

Suki Duran, PhD

DemonNoises

Okay, this will be my "I dug out my decade old Transformers collection" thread, so mute it if you don't wanna see that stuff.Let's start with the boring trucks, which

supercrunch

supercrunched

Pro Hero deku proposes to ground zero at the end of a swanky gala dedicated to the two of them for reaching joint no 1Bkg, furious, says no10 minutes later