#Idiot

Ali Trotta

alwayscoffee

You know, I was gonna do a big blog post about this, but here's a thread, instead. You can thank my nightmare brain for this.If someone cannot love you exactly

Parveen Atwal - #AllLivesMatter

ParveenAtwal3

Saw this, loved it, sharing it as a thread.A policeman pulled a young lady over for speeding."Young lady, you were speeding! Can I see your driving licence, please?""Ooh, 'fraid not.

mx. geo 𓆏 @ aa5 brainrot (less active)

pxeach_trees

ok im gonna do another live aa5 thread cuz im halfway through the game i think anyways spoilers ig but im glad i dont have to see prof. means’ nasty

Mat Velloso

matvelloso

One thing I observed when we moved to US was that Americans love some GEAR.You're going for a walk? What? You can't just go out and start walking like that!

Hannah Malcolm

hannahmmalcolm

My granddad died yesterday from COVID-19. He was an atmospheric physicist and committed Christian who devoted his career to climate justice, including chairing the IPCC and changing the mind of

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tpwkmalikk

exposing @zhlnlisa ~ a thread firstly, she called me an idiot??? who tolerates that kind of disrespect?? not me. she had the audacity to LIE to me??? she’s failing classes

Noam Blum 🦉

neontaster

Casual reminder that "fire in a crowded theater" is a statement that marks you as an uneducated, blithering idiot. It blows my mind that these people keep using a defunct

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EIigood

sov thread herehttps://twitter.com/EIigood/status/1259307869394124800 I was today years old when i learned that ewe is an actual word in the english language "I couldn't find him" did he die or what.

the only valid rodent is remy

gothsithlord

I'm legally obligated to livetweet Love Never Dies while S and I watch it feel free to destroy me but like tbh the drama of LND is why it's enjoyable

@CDavidNaylor

cdavidnaylor

Mask redux - 7 part thread. First: Politicization: Masks are not a Right-Left issue. Wearing a mask in a grocery store or on public transit helps protect you and others.

oli🐟 - QUACKCHELOR HOST

quackityputa

incase mr.onceler forget what pedophilia ment.. also there is literally proof that u called a MINOR sexy??? how is that a false accusation?? and you’re right it’s unfortunate to be

cw | nsfr (comms open!)

inkydaegu

here’s a thread no one wants or asked for about what fanfic tropes i love best for each member :D namjoon:idiot romantic. college student who has no idea what he’s

Diana Moon Glampers

DMoon_Glampers

The Bin Laden family and the Bush family are inextricably linked; through oil, through armaments, through currency manipulation. Osama Bin Laden even had a CIA alias, "Tim Osman"—Bush Sr. was

Walker, Virginia Writer

Walker875

Being obese. A thread. Hi, kids. It me, your favorite writer of pulp fantasy noir, or at least in the top five... million. Anyway, I’m fat. Obese. Carrying around a

Tyler Buchanan

Tylerjoelb

After I pointed out all the times in 2020 that Ohio native Kyle Lamb (who was just hired as a Florida COVID-19 data analyst) laughed & mocked the notion of

Robert E Kelly

Robert_E_Kelly

Exactly. This is a language game. To my mind, it’s pretty simple:We should do the best we can to avoid a cold war with China. But we’re not, and neither