#Humor

🇹🇹Micki |關小花

Mickileequi

TL asleep? Ok, doing the Lord’s work. How to Slide into her DMs: Don’t say hello/hi/gd night and leave it there. It’s lame, doesnt motivate her to respond to a

el ⁷ IN生

hcruvs

i don’t even know where to start with this, but the fact that stays bullied felix’s own irl friends to the point they had to post an apology for a

☾ Gatsby⁷ ☾ (nsfr/ EBG)

A_DefSoul_Hoe

GOT7 as beautiful literature covers: a thread (Bonus: I try to match the story to the member)@GOT7Official #GOT7 #GOT7_NOTBYTHEMOON #GOT7_COMEBACK Disclaimer: the stories I choose are all based on

Brian Calvert

brcalvert

Some personal, heavy news. Today is my last day as editor-in-chief of @highcountrynews. I'm very proud of the magazine I've been a part of since May 2014, and I'm confident

🌸Hina🌸

baby_bretty

You ask for it so: Teachers advices, a thread, I'll give you some tips for when you need to do assignments or papers So I am a teacher at a

ysa 🇵🇭

ysabellemayo

i let twitter polls decide and here it is. my story w this one armo guy and why i have trust issues, a thread: this was never something i planned

*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle*

Klezmerstyle

like every other time I take spiro my brain is like "more like Spiro Agnew, amirite" and I'm like "honey that is a joke from possibly ten years before you

Sayed Tabatabai, MD

TheRealDoctorT

The moment is captured by the camera forever.A little girl leans in to blow out the candles on a birthday cake.Around her, everyone leans forward expectantly, ready to cheer. Ready

Gwen Snyder is uncivil

gwensnyderPHL

I am really and truly sick of this shit, but once again:The entire problem with dirtbag micro-celebs laundering far right memes into the left is that fans who don't spend

Intpenis

intpenis

My opinion on all of the types Intjs:- probably my fav type ngl - intimidating but honestly are pretty nice- really and I mean REALLY SMART- probably a secret memer-

Swordsfall - Melanin & Mechs

Swordsfall1

So I just finished all of Sister, Sister, and I was cruising through Netflix to see what else was around.Ummm.WOW. Netflix has been sneaking in all these black shows and

Civil War Humor

CivilWarHumor

“And now we go LIVE to our correspondent, CivilWarHumor, who says the Rebels have fired on Fort Sumter.”“That’s right, Karen. It’s a dramatic day, and there’s no question: The South

Delaney King 🎮🪓👸🏻

delaneykingrox

I said it before and I will say it again. Put all the cast of The Good Place in Star Trek uniforms and give them another show together. Captain Vulcan.

mars ♡︎’s the dt

twmarsnap

she the most racist out the whole crew says nigga to be cool around bakugo would debate about all lives mattering and that not all cops r bad iida

bsgc

beainstomb

dear bsgc,I hope you guys all know how wonderful you are. As of today (in bst. my impatient ass isn’t waiting till midnight for y’all to see this.), it has

MARVELOUS 🥋

themarvlee

How To Engage Like A Pro On Twitter (A thread )The Don’tsDon’t be creepy or rude.Don’t rephrase their words.Don’t promote your products.Don’t comment an emoji only.Don’t go off point from