#Humor

Today marks 10 years since my dad passed away. In the ICU. Acute alcohol withdrawal. I don’t talk about this often, because frankly, I don’t want people to judge my
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humor me a bit. pleaaaaase at least 10 so i can include series otps too *guitar strum* i love you, bitch.never gon' stop loving you*guitar strum*bitch hanji should be in
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So. As I said this morning in Congress, today is the one month anniversary of the last day I woke up with two working eyes.I have not gone a single
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I’m watching IRON MAN THREE and I’m freshly struck by the reality that these can be actual, real movies and most of the time they just... aren’t? This movie is
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Any persuasive messages for information potential trump voters who like him because of the asshole humor people but mainly they admire the greatest grift ever pulled. Not dumb, they laugh
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People often ask me to compare working for Bezos vs Zuck. I worked with Mark much more closely for much longer, but I did work directly with Jeff in my
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What is the sound of Money? What are the instruments of Power? Which chord progression denotes Wealth or Status?If you’re watching HBO on Sunday nights, you already have an idea.
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Unsolicited reflections & gratitude after a week in an @umichmedicine #COVID19 ICU: @jencirino is a fantastic ICU fellow & will be an even better attending next year @MegSmith471 will be
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I am an inherently flirtatious creature, one autumn-born. I encourage strangers and friends alike to fall in love with me, to fall in love with the world, to fall in
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How to Write Great Microcopy. 40 tips by @antdke 1) Be clear, concise, and usefulDuh. This one’s obvious.People don’t like being forced to read. Identify the most important info and
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About what happened earlier: both parties have settled it peacefully and there is no animosity, so let's move on but at the same time, be mindful of our actions and
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Spill or Drink dengan petri [mencolok mata karna melihat kebodohanmu] Pertanyaan gan https://twitter.com/petricihor/status/1262734652139204616?s=21 https://twitter.com/petricihor/status/1262734652139204616 wajar men. Ini 2020. Lo mau jadian
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I'm appropriating this for poetry. Five poetic influences, in rough chronological order1. cummings (HS)2. Keats (undergrad)3. Milton (between)4. Stevens (grad)5. Bishop (grad & after)Similarly, I don't like tagging people, but
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3 idiots twitter version thread !!! Twitter is a race, trend follow nai kro gy to log tmhre followers se agey nikal jaengy Humor ko follow kro, followers jhak mar
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istg tkem humor is so underrated this one is one of my favorites make it make sense tae-eul: aaaaah aigoo jangmi this scene had me rolling on the
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starting tvd!! excited to love another show hopefully already confused but elena is my favorite so far idk if I should like Stefan or Damon better “all you can do
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