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Smittie™ GED (Hons), BS (D-)
smittie61984
Thoughts on the medical dancing videos. I loathe with a great passion those stupid as fúck TikTok videos where a 5’3” 100 lb basic bitch WAP M R S degreed
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jupiter is in a state of missing julie
jupiterstommy
rating tshgc (ACTIVES.) in order!! -- (my opinion) 1. Nikki - nikki i love you, you are so nice and I love how you're so caring and ur sense of
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Exploding Golden Goose Singh, MD 🌊
LabyrinthWeaver
THE MYSTERY OF THE “MANY PEOPLE”:Trump often talks about “many people”. They tell him things. I sat down with Trump in his hotel room to get to the bottom of
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Zainab⚡️
ZainabPotato
I like to keep my hopes high but rn all I feel is that I’m fooling myself again And I also hate when I can’t explain ahit and I hate
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Ashley 🍂
acmill14
really want to tweet about the guy I'm dating but we're trying to keep it a little hush hush in our friend group but screw it I'm really happy and
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Michael Malice
michaelmalice
PLAGUE NOSTALGIA The Golden Girls did an episode where Rose might have contracted HIV through a blood transfusion. Many a canned laugh was had as Sophia frantically washed every piece
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Write Girl Problems
WriteGrlProbs
On the wall of the classroom where I attend(ed) a dance exercise class is a poster of class Dos & Don’ts.One of the best was “Hear what I mean, not
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shi
stonerjjba
I hate Twitter some of you guys are funny but the rest are a bunch of fuckin wimps. So what, my friends are gonna call me a ‘dyke’. I don’t
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maguire🖤 BLM
old_mag_donald
I don’t think I’ve ever been more personally insulted by a movie than the new Mulan Like the other live action Disney remakes weren’t great but at least at the
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zixia 子夏 💤 @ sleepy
zixiaTV
we interrupt ur nightly dose of shitposting to bring u an important msg: you dont have to be good at everything to be a streamer! especially in the vtubing comm,
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Ziyaad Bhorat
bhoraticle
I urge folk who watched Tiger King to watch Harold Baskin’s subsequent video about it. I have a sense of humor but the “did she do it?” crap tells me
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Seth
beernut1
@NHorrorphile celebrates #Troma month with “The Toxic Avenger” with all the great gore, day-glo colors, & sly humor. Hosts Leigh @Levans6081 & Brittany @Bevans1205 bring their humor & excitement which
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𝗘𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗱
_EvolvingMind
I have to admitWhen I started my journey, my tweets were TRASHI was having little to no engagementThey were:•Long•Boring•Not appealing•Always the same formatToday I decided to share with you everything
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Alex Kaschuta
kaschuta
1/ Signaling is a blackpill because once you have this filter installed, your understanding of human motivations, your own motivations even, is forever changed. 2/ An overwhelming amount of human
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richie on h. i’m going through it
trashmouthes
CANCER- big maternal energy- that emotional support sign- craves love SO much- biggest babie but always babies others- LOVES plants & nature- foodies!!!- so physically insecure- always falling in love
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Gemini 21Beatlefan
Gemini21BLM
FRIDAY FUN FBR PARTYANIMAL HUMOR @New_AllyO@JtRuss21@SciRocker@DearAuntCrabby@AmysHereNow1@JohnnyTewsday@SowKindnessNow@nairjenny2@Tenenbaum1017@earthylisa@LALarson13@scottswaim@South_Texan@HaileSims@CireAmai@GhiottoSue@Sara_McCoy1@gabby_UC
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