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techbropartI
God just thinking about how much fun my wife and I are going to have in our Malibu Beach house in California before I start campaigning for Governor is insane.
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Lisbon
malicdemandreya
Huy proud kayko ani niya!!!!!!! I never had a sister until I met this "babie"It was afternoon of March 2016 Yes-O camp when we talked comfortably like kabalo ka dai.
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Laurence Tribe
tribelaw
In Knight First Amendment Institute v. Trump, the Second Circuit Court of Appeals held in 2019 that the president cannot use a private platform like Twitter “for all manner of
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Iron Spike
Iron_Spike
According to my distributor, the average original graphic novel in the US, right now, sells 700-750 copies. I think that's a key piece of conversation missing from a lot of
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Craig LaBan
CraigLaBan
Would love to hear more from suburban diners about their current takeout champs. I've obviously been eating closer to home in Center City lately. Had a note from a reader
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Handsome Pat Fannin
Patrick_Fannin
5th Wedding Anniversary trip underway. This place has complex and delicious sours. – bei Pretentious Barrel House In-house pickles. I ate the clove of garlic that was on top.
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Jessi with an 👁
MissingMyShadow
Christopher hasn’t left the house for the last 3+ weeks. Today, Christopher left the house to help deliver food to 1st responders. The dog is crying like he’s going to
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Dirk Schwenk (Esq) 🎵
DirkSchwenk
Dear Conservatives: You asked me to take Hillary's off-books email server seriously. I did. I analyzed the evidence and found it unappetizing, but not a serious NATSEC issue. And you
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Rabbi Sandra
rabbisandra
This Shabbat is Shabbat HaGadol, "The Great Shabbat" - the Shabbat that comes right before Pesach. I read somewhere in rabbinical school that traditionally, this is the Shabbat where rabbis
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RS Archer
archer_rs
I currently have on hold a man from "The Inland Revenue" who has called to let me know I owe ₤26,000 in tax. I pointed out I live in France
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Caroline
faceisaness
All these idiots sunbathing and sitting down relaxing in public outside spaces are going to get us all put in to total lockdown like Italy/Spain and then they’ll be whining
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Kieran Glennon
DrNightdub
Just reading @TimWilsonCSTPV's "Frontiers of Violence", in particular his comments about the AOH/Hibs. Reminded me of an overlooked resource relating to that organisation. But first, I need to describe how
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Roman
quackityman
Ranboo’s character storyline:Got killed by dream x2 when first joinedSemi-Tour from Niki Got tour from president of lmanburgDecided to live in lmanburgWent to the nether with tubbo and put Michel
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The Sassiest Semite
LittleMissLizz
I got a fancy phone today. Not cause I wanted it. I’d have taken my rinky dink phone to hell w/ me if it lasted. But it died today. It
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jacqueline ☭
ic3peakspussy
Thread of total drama characters and their zodiac sign Katie and sadie: geminis Izzy: aquarius sun aries rising sagittarius moon Owen: sagittarius rising taures sun pisces moon Seirra: gemini rising
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Dan Bentley
dbentley
I'm watching this Zoom SNL and it's kinda amazing but I legit find the lack of audience off-putting.Imagine if they invited 200 random people to be audience and laugh and
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