#Hilarious

Ian R Buck

ianrbuck

Preparations are underway for me to spend the next five days isolating myself from **literally everyone** in the middle of the woods. Is this a loaf of bread? No, it's

Guy Benson

guypbenson

Ok, Twitter — pull up a chair, and buckle up for a wild, bizarre, hilarious story... Have you ever heard of an online catfish scheme that actually and totally *worked,*

Da10sh1 (😈🍊 Ambassador)

Da10sh1

WOW HEY HEY Lots of underrated songs Watch the movie 3 2 1 I'm emotional shadow gate shadow gate *maniacal laughter* I say happy holiday Cute Banger WATER BLUUUUUUUE WE

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_yukla

wangxian college au but wei ying is nearsighted it’s cool i can see fine don’t worry abt it, says wwx, and then spends 10 min staring at the little

Abhilegend

abhilegend000

This thread will be dedicated to that paragon of power, THE hero of heroes, invincible, mighty, atirathi, Kaunteya, Pandu Putra Arjuna. Following tweets will share his victories and feats which

Pen Griffey Jr.

britttbanks

Here’s a story about the most random night I’ve ever had and it involved Katt Williams, Suge Knight and Chris Brown. It’s 2014. I had JUST discovered that I wanted

🔞 Hawks' Birdfeet Enthusiast (18+ ONLY)

HarpyHawks

Okay so I’m going to summarize my hell. Hi, I’m Apollo, I’m a trans dude (he/him)I’m 4 years on testosterone, I had a radical hysterectomy 2 years ago in August.

Cory Doctorow

doctorow

"Gig economy" is a polite term for "worker misclassification" - a way to violate labor law by pretending that your employees are actually independent contractors. 1/ Unsurprisingly, the companies that

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kkbumjjong

[ shinee's month ]shining may starts in 3!2!1!SHINEE'S IN THE HOUSE YO!#SHINee_31DaysChallenge#31DaysChallengewithSHINee i got into shinee on 2013. but i actually watched love like oxygen dance around 2012? i was

Justin Searls

searls

Since getting back from Japan last month, I've been wanting to Get Back to Basics with Twitter and just post an endless stream of food pics. So here: have a

Velocity Partners

velocitytweets

With so many creatives holed up at home, something magical has happened: content quality has absolutely skyrocketed. It has been a truly iconic week for content, and we’ve gathered the

Marquette Academic Workers Union

MarquetteUnion

The administration considers our demand that #NoOneGetsFired at Marquette University unreasonable. But we find it ironic that an administration married to stale neoliberal platitudes would consider us naïve. A brief

Declan Finn, author

DeclanFinnBooks

Brace yourselves, another #writing rant incoming for the #FridayReads /#superversive / #WritingCommunity people.Can we talk for a moment about evil books?And I mean books that are corrosive to the soul.I

Derek Smart

dsmart

I had to look up from my debugger to bring some breaking Star Citizen news.First, the talent exodus continues as even more big names make their exit. One of them,

chan⁷ is 📚

vantaechy

“Comedians who? I only know Kim Namjoon“ - a hilarious thread ; When joon grabbed a fortune cookie and ate it, without removing the paper inside, the girl’s reaction sENDS

jackie🤦‍♀️

JacktheSnacc97

Because everyone loves a good old fashioned jackie watch thread...A:TLA thread! Off the cuff LOVE sokka & katara they are both officially baby Someone help me out zuko’s the