#Hilarious

Franchesca Ramsey

chescaleigh

in the aftermath of losing my pups & the midst of a divorce here's how i'm taking care of myself: - saying NO & not feeling bad about it. the

Historic.ly

historic_ly

Anti-Stalin paradigm: A kind of derangement syndrome that causes people to judge Stalin differently than they would judge other humans and/or ascribe super-human abilities to him. Stalin does stuff from

Dustin Milligan

DustinWMilligan

#Dragratitude — A Thread:Being on @rupaulsdragrace for #celebdragrace was easily the best experience of my entire life — and I had sex one time — so to summarize my gratitude

Derek Dunn 🇺🇸🇺🇸

DunnJDerek

THREAD:Donald Trump SHOULDN'T stop Tweeting in the same Trumpian fashion, and why it's a net positive. (Particular tweets can be bad. Which is why it's a net positive, not an

beatrice ◂Ⓘ▸ (s-ia)

YORUSHlKA

fkbu stans- you ship daiharu- you all kinda wanna step on daisuke just for fun- generic tweets tbh- I see u guys a lot on the tl- everyone has at

Van Gogh girl 🌻

VanPeter88

ANONYMOUS COMPLIMENT We have had a rough week. Let’s do something kind for ourselves. For the next 24 hrs, I will anonymously tweet compliments you DM me about other people

Kate Howard

JournoKateH

Today I was sitting on my porch, enjoying the sunshine and the rest of my day off after returning from the memorial service of a friend who died far too

コヒー 🌸☕💜🌸

starfolds

Hmm but what if this is how stardust!chuuya falls to the earth? Not as a shooting star streaking across the sky, but as a multitude of dancing lights never seen

✌🏻Panther, Tracer, Dragon & Pig 💚 平安喜乐

CrazyPumkin

— Then Yibo Wangzha team came and sat down, you can see the entire area started its migration. When Yibo came out, the block where he was at was already

Jenevieve Frank, The Comic Sans of People

EmpressOfRobots

Transformer Generation 2 is just G1 Transformers but Optimus Prime's Trailer is FULL OF COCAINE NOW and he's SHARING WITH EVERYONE! It's 5 AM in Autobot City.Optimus: FUCK.Megatron: What?Optimus: When'd

Alice Smith

alice_v_smith

now I'm just morosely watching Twilight and eating toast, if only because it was the best Trash Movie that UK Netflix would offer me have I had too much wine

Yao black

YaoBlacks

Nick Cannon got shitcanned for dabbling in the equivalent of White Supremacist psuedo-science and ugly as fuck anti semitism. With Griff no less, who almost destroyed PE with his brand

Jeremy Klaszus

klaszus

Soooo the newspaper lobby group administering the Local Journalism Initiative (LJI) for the Canadian government explicitly barred @sprawlcalgary from eligibility for federal funds. Don't know whether to laugh or cry. THREAD

Sha | AoT 139 Spoiler SZN soon

ShaKing807

Let's party with this I'm going to try to keep this to less popular series than the obvious ones (we all know you should watch S;G, HxH, and Gintama) so

Corey Deshon

CoreyDeshon

Okay, so I wouldn't exactly call this advice, but I would call it a reflection of what I've experienced over roughly 8 years looking for a rep, based on the

_arth (h'bday behna {subi})

_crystal_arth_x

Shah Rukh Khan : The actor thread (God of acting) ! Ajey Sharma : SRK as ajey seeking revenge, his mega plan to succeed, his romance wid shilpa & kajol,