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Martin Kubler
martin_kubler
Please take some time out of your undoubtedly very busy day and let me tell you about the utter, utter, insanity and sheer mind-numbing stupidity that cancelling my @dutweets home
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Darren Mooney
Darren_Mooney
I happened across “Terminator: Dark Fate” while channel surfing.I wasn’t the biggest fan of it, but it is astounding to me that, four years into the Trump Presidency, this is
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Daniel Addison 🇺🇸 ⚔️
derocrates
1. I address myself to the uncorrupted souls: It’s distressing, I know, to find your thinking contradicted by a confident consensus. You don’t want to believe anything false. You’ll get
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greenteafiend
greenteafiend1
I'm gonna do this fic rec thing!! :D There will be a wide range of fandoms :) A premise that shouldn't work but does: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5490503/chapters/12685094 | and the PTA meetings
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𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒
kiruti
In Uganda, they are fighting porn by showing kids porn. LMAOOOOO it's like fighting drug addiction by giving kids drugshttps://twitter.com/ntvuganda/status/973310180917116928 Uganda is an incredibly hilarious country tbhhttps://twitter.
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ONeillJones
ONeillJones
Hello World. I'm comic artist and illustrator Erin O'Neill Jones. Here's a tiny thread about me. portfolio: http://oneilljones.com email: erin@oneilljones.com rep'd by: @draper_claire You can hire me for Comic work
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Tilde Thurium
annthurium
Inspired by @zkat__, I wanna put some positivity in the world. I'll do this for up to 25 mutuals. you are SO cool and such a good engineer. Your work
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Xavier
xavierck3d
Finally started watching Avatar.Uncle Iroh really doesn't give a fuck, does he Not sure if I find it hilarious or disturbing that Aang is an absolutely jacked 12-year-old Damn. Cabbage
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anna wharton
whartonswords
People STILL don’t understand the dichotomy of a ‘strong woman’ being in an abusive relationship. I founded a branch of WEP whilst being subjected to my ex checking on his
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cj
cjafterdark
what your guilty gear main says about you! thread your diet consists of unsalted crackers and water you're part of tradcath twitter (terrifyingly racist) you fell out of your crib
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Craig
_omnishambles_
If there’s one thing I think we all need is another person doing a 30 Day Challenge. So here’s a film one. Day 1: This changes constantly. I’ll say Raiders
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cryptkeeper | commissions open!
charliebxrnes
thread of movies you should watch if you're out of ur faves bc im bored rn: --edward scissorhandsa sweet iconic tim burton film that is extremely wholesome and deserves a
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King Monye 👑
iamkingmonye
This couple Thread... Credit: IG@wladiagoes Stay at home, learn and invest in binary trading options and BITCOIN where you're sure of making good return
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🔰Khun Spirit🔰
spiritprivatede
I love Tower of God. Its a masterpiece in my eyes. I actually didn't like it at first, but then I went ahead and read more, and more, and more.
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Hillel
hillelogram
Unpopular opinion: gifs and memes in conference talks are an antipattern.No, I'm not saying *humor* is an antipattern. Humor is great, put more of it in talks. Gifs and memes
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Theodor | Thank you Miura
Tharizdun03
It took me 9 months to get through the entirety of Gintama, but I've finally finished it. So... As per usual, this is me ranking stuff and telling my thoughts
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