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steamedhamms
steamedhamms
twitter is great if you literally just focus on all the smart and funny people who use it to have really important conversations or offer useful insight and don't let
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Abdi ⛹🏽🐺
Abdithugger
Sorry I didn’t text u back I was pretending I didn’t see it and I ended up actually forgetting about it Follow for more funny tweets
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Fiona Robertson♿🧂
FionaSnp
This is hilarious. The cofounder of the anti-trans ISP is trying to defend voting for Trump - a serial predator whose presidency has resulted in catastrophic effects for women and,
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harryssunfIower
funny tik toks harry styles should see; a random thread this made me laugh and still does no caption needed me too pure talent enough said
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Samara-Jade Sendek — 🖤💛❤️
JadedSynic
"You don't look autistic," suddenly becomes a lot less funny when the person with ASD can shrug off serious physical harm, Terminator style. Two friends, no relation to each other,
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Lora Kolodny
lorakolodny
"Smile more." (Revised tweet - this one is a screen grab that replaces a RT plus comment that risked amplifying some troll.) Look at this gem of a reply! (And
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pam poovy.
_JOcaine
I miss having a lil bby sometimes. I really be having funny shit to show off Looks to show off Vibes to put you on. Food for you to try
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sarah
loreIaiigilmore
for 16 years, lorelai gilmore never brought a date to her house because she refused to make rory uncomfortable or disrupt her life in anyway... how anyone can say that
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𝚁𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝙹~💍🤩ミ☆🐢
wriverwdalew
Here are a thread of tiktok comments that piss me off 'Woah these comments are fresh' It was funny at first now it just pisses me off 'why hasn't this
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⭐🌈Daph2theB🌈⭐
DaphBlake2
I sound ungrateful and horrible I know.. But pleases if you can help not retweeting my tweets please... That would help.... Sorry xx If I'm honest I blame @jimblimey haha....
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Gakuen!Yushirou Doesn’t Hate You
yushiroucares
Apparently “jumpscares” are getting popular again. Remember that these are not funny, and can send people into genuine panic attacks or even worse. Remember that you could genuinely hurt someone
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Nyawesh
BeingNyawesh
Me: “I seriously need to start eating better and start exercising. I need a change of lifestyle.” Mom: “oohh kumbe níúrahonokire?” Sometimes I wonder what I do to deserve this
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alicia ✿💤
technopiq
doing this thread smilemight skip some idkhttps://twitter.com/prizmacrown/status/1300922649518972930 they’re really chill and cool. i have a lot of respect of them. and holy crap y’all are really talented. https://twitter.com/prizmacrow
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VorMaeN
Vormaen
I think I'm done. Politics and people are bringing the worst out of me. Not angry but definitely sick to my stomach. I don't want any of this shit. Vote,
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🌸Hanna Jameson🔥
Hanna_Jameson
UK police may be starting to overplay their hand with their white middle-class fanbase because searching through people's shopping and questioning their rioja and kettles crisps is not the kinda
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Aqua
AquaFPS1
As the scene (pubgm) is predominately composed of kids, the competition to remove someone from said scene is fierce. And as kids, we have less knowledge on what’s morally right
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