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cryindivaa
I’m bored in this lecture I might download tiktok and watch Egyptian ones THIS IS LITERALLY ME DNSJSJSKS Some piping hot tea for today This video >>>> Where’s
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LuluLemew
Um I’ve never seen rattlesnakes do this & it’s kinda funny but creepy. They are one of the very few types of snakes that scare me. Ht @leesgirl9 https://twitter.com/kvue/status/1247970250714427394 I
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BluChicken
BluChicken2
I have more to say than initially thought so strap in folks this gonna be awhilehttps://twitter.com/bluchicken2/status/1252466620942909440 All my life I’ve struggled with who I am. Whether it’s my deformed appearance,
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Alexandra Erin
AlexandraErin
Reminder that if you don't use the tongue to make it, it's not French toast. Immediately muting this thread so I don't have to read any painfully unfunny "If it
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✝️Stephanie#blacklivesmatter
Stephie2010
U know, if you’re gonna tell blm to focus on black on black crime... maybe u should do the same with white on white crime. Focus on it. Post on
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S P E N
_sp3n
A thread of who the “Friends” should’ve ended up with instead of how the show played out: Ross:Should’ve ended up with Mona and nobody will ever be able to convince
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Kimberly D. Manning, MD
gradydoctor
1/You: "You from Cali?"Me: "How'd you guess?"You: "I hear it, baby."*laughter*Me: "I know where you're from."You: "Yeah?"Me: "Louisiana. 100%." You smirked after I said tha
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Neil
potato_istired
Reasons why you should date me~- I make amazing brownies (I can make one in half an hour)- I can dance very well. So if I am performing you get
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Jim Oakes
oakes_jim
Durham Chief Constable's moment in the national eye investigating the Cummings breach had only three possible outcomes none of which were "HE MIGHT" they obviously were "HE DID" "HE DIDN'T"
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asteroid
iridescent_wink
This is it these are not funny anymorehttps://twitter.com/6gyu17/status/1253620961070333952 Who tf says "hyuuunng favooor" go back to sleep rebecca u sound like the ok boomer :3 tiktoker AAJZIFKCNXOO ???
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oddpoets
starting yay EYE the screenwriter really had some things to say fhdskjfhd jumeok analyzing seri & capt ri’s relationship like it’s a kdrama and everyone taking it seriously is so
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backwards hat kid
ZoeInTheory
i don't like that my taste in television is either "heheh funny sitcom go brrr" or "OH FUCK OH SHIT BAD THING SOMETHING'S GONNA EXPLODE AND ONLY ONE PERSON PLACE
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v0b0woozizi
Whipped tweet for @wuonpiI hyung because a of a stupid sod.I don't even know how to make a whipped tweet?Hyung is handsomeHyung is full of talentHyung is tallHyung is kind
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Brett Banditelli is so tired.
banditelli
I love Biden's emails so much I love Biden's texts so much This is the best one yet. Joe's targeting is impeccable This is less funny and more sad
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🖤 Nosferaskew ☠
OneNightStanzas
Using the word "illiterate" (which these parents almost certainly aren't) in this day and age is about what I'd expect from someone who chooses to be a Tory and wear
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MOONLIGHTBYJIN
Since I'm seeing a lot of people talking shit about our baby I have the necessity to show yall how this world revolves around Seokjin.The next time you think you
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