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bryanyang
Yo Jesus started a riot when he saw people selling shit at the temple in Jerusalem. Even the number one peaceful mother fucker to ever live was not about peaceful
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glizzy mcguire⁷ 🧨
dione_drew
i went on a date with jozen cummings years ago. 2013, 2014, in there somewhere. I was new to nyc.I was ready to home. he insisted that we share a
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Voice Of Mechanics
Music_Mechanics
Telling Hubby Her Sexual Fantasy (Part 2)A thread https://musicmechanics1blog.wordpress.com/2021/04/23/telling-hubby-her-sexual-fantasy-part-2/ We stayed at a nearby motel so we didn’t have to drive, and that night was memorable in bed.
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maj; genshin!
deviIfic
at the point of my self-awareness arc where I realize all the characters I have a crush on are just all my trauma but in a man. maybe I’m the
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Seldon
lostboywriting
I really like working night shift so far but I am even more perpetually baffled as to what day it is than usual That said, job is so far good.
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Ozzy
ozzyetomi
I can never pretend to have the same energy for false accusations as I do for rape, because 99% of rape victims don't get justice. Expecting feminists who are public
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mayur
mayurtheboi
Drunk tweeting so bear w me:I want to ask everyone this =>Why do Indian dads have to act so tough and worthy of feeling anything towards their kids? I consider
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LockGenn
KazeAkiyama
Let's get this anime OP/ED banger list started. First off the best anime OP of all time: Girls und Panzer.https://youtu.be/ES06Fkkl8ac I'll keep the pattern of OP then ED. Best ED
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dumb baby energy ☭
peachmouth
That's exactly the point; "socialists" like Ash Sarkar will ditch their integrity in order to get these media positions; if you want to go on TV whatever but don't base
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noril
revolverzemos
fuck it, sebastian stan + daniel brühl crumbs thread feat. anthony mackie ok end of thread
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Patton Oswalt
pattonoswalt
Assholes. Frightened, dipshit assholes, every single one of them. The guy in the first pic brought an AT4. To buy a sandwich. And chips and probably a cookie. “I feel
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kissmyassbiss
okay here’s some things u have to know abt this motherfcker if u ever search up his name to find his twitter or wtv : @ bigbootysyed .no u wont
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yakusenby
i'll be honest, i kinda hate gay people yo man what the fuck? theyre just tryna live aight i getcha BUT i dont wanna see that oh and how is
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Bad China Takes
BadChinaTake
if you have one of those weird, reservedly gleeful reaction to the lower efficacy of the Chinese vaccine(s) I do in fact think you're a bad person a lot of
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zach !!
sh6yobf
- a thread for one of my favorite moots.title: “fuck you ish” @hisoklit - end of thread. ty
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ioletsgo
_ioletsgo
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW you know what, i'm gonna make a thread of my favorite parts this was too good to pass off
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