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Icarus-Lyor
catprisms
Fuck it I’m making a bojack horseman livetweet threadhttps://twitter.com/catprisms/status/1387635504871395336 Still on episode one I had to stop because I got insanely depressed for some reason. But I think it’s funny
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Travis Seppala
TravisSeppala
Was just out walking the dog (who's wearing a sweater). She pooped. I got out a bag to clean it up (unlike most of the pricks in this neighborhood who
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✧ trin ✧
trinitywaring
the concept of phineas and ferb is so weird to me (thread) 1) perry the platypus has dozens of places in the flynn/fletcher household that take him to the underground
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Band Aid King Dempsey
DempMcgee
Y’all wanna talk about EMS? Let’s make it happen. *sips drank 2. There is gonna be shit that absolutely sucks ass. You’re gonna tote that for a bit. All calls
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mocha⁷ 💎🐉🌊 @ thesis
shinyskarmorys
Good morning. I see plenty of people have spoken out about TMWolf already, and I wasn't sure if I'd have the strength to do this myself, but when someone tells
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𝐀𝐘𝐃𝐄𝐍.
marvelkore
laughs on the tl i like how you said i wouldn’t fight for you, but you went around and fucked with another person AFTER you told me
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HellBentVet - Poet and Occasional Badass
HellBentVet
Beyond pissedAt the store checkout, a guy gets in my space, no mask. I told him to back off and said "thanks for not wearing a mask idiot Trumper" he
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Salome Strangelove
salstrange
I’ve been thinking of how to say this for most of today. But here goes. A large number of black women on this app have spent the last couple years
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weeby suffering
WeebyDustox
Fuck it. Imma speak about what is happening now. Fuck the officer that killed George Floyd. Fuck those who are saying that we have to be peaceful. Fuck those who
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Eric Garland
ericgarland
Sounds like Barr committed Obstruction of Justice! Let's check it out!https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1282794176862728193 BERMAN: OK, you remember when Barr tried to get rid of me? Yeeeeah, I
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we're pup, queer up 💢🐾
ShugoWah
it's finally sinking in that a new Switch Monster Hunter is coming out. holy shit fuck what the fuck let's gooooo look,it can be a *little* like WorldI sure hope
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Bee
Benladen
i could spend a literal day talking about country music that came out in 2016, which is why I want to say two things about Megan & Liz' That Ghost
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just another icarus alluding oc
milkkpunk
ok actually. tma bullshit thread so i can maybe sort of keep any spoilers contained to One Place lmao 'and tim. i'm sorry.... truly.' OK. BITCH. 'nothing like 'my murderer.avi'...
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Plain Ol' Johnny Graz says #DontVoteForJoe
jvgraz
Can I just take a second to say what a total piece of shit @Apple’s MacBook Pro 16 is? It crashes every couple hours, the thermals are WORSE than the
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Ash²⁸ STREAM WALLS
gxIdencreature
Okay no, I am going to say it. I think it’s ridiculous Eleanor didn’t say a damn word about Louis’ release of Walls. This isn’t about Larry but it kind
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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️🌈
sarahhbickerton
Ok everyone... how about the chill the fuck down for a bit, ok?Step away from Twitter, and any social media, if you need to. Go for an evening walk, have
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