#Fuck

Lord Samuel Jack

SamuelJJack

I got ARRESTED, FINED AND DEARRESTED by the Stasi. I went to buy wine. What the fuck?! @goddersbloom PC Plod doesn't know the law. @GerardBattenUK

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jojoloomoo

Y’allIf you read thisIf I annoy y’all and you really don’t care for meThen tell me, pleaseBecause It feels that way, mainly because of when I try to talk or

Dave Bradley

BitcoinBrains

How to cook a great fucking steak./Thread 1) First, get some steak.Ribeye is the easiest not to fuck up.Waygu takes it to the next level.If you can't afford Waygu ribeye,

Rory B.

Mogseltof

I’m ahead of schedule on everything I’m working on including fun projects???....Fuck it, video games! *Laughs in spoiler* Kratos, five minutes later: “your name is WHAT?”Okay yes I’m gonna keep

yesenia • tbb spoilers

horrordjarin

#TheBadBatch ep 2 livetweet thread • SPOILERS BELOW this show just looks so good ugh YOURE TELLING ME SHE NEVER SAW DIRT??? IM GONNA CRY HOLY SHIT ITS THEM

clean air for michael

seung1nism

The way their interactions in social media feels likes they really are in a relationship lmaohttps://twitter.com/torontofebruary/status/1254760974919196672 Hahaha fuck that typo

Anna☾

hwngsungg

Hating on armies is a personality traithttps://twitter.com/YOONFIPRINT/status/1252177357701554182 Literally what the fuck is the point of this thread what is she trying to prove?? I just hshjs

Johanna 💅🏼♒️😻 💄 ☭

JohannaMarcia01

Stopped at 'My wife is Chinese'. Like SHUT THE ENTIRE FUCK UP.https://twitter.com/SohrabAhmari/status/1249346023799107586 lowkey sounds like some annoying shit my dad would say LOL

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minjoon

wait FUCK I REALISED I NEVER LINKED ANY OF FICS .... WHAT IS WRONG W MEhttps://twitter.com/minjoon/status/1246011920559161344 should i redo this thread LMFAOOOFKJSKDJDHDHD fml im such a clown

li @ exam week

houteian

bruh im not cut out to be famous because i never shut the fuck up about how i think grooming is fucked sometimes i think about how i used to

i am a cake

themochamimi

A lot of West Indian men never felt the need to tap into their feminine or romantic side because they feel all women want is a rough man that can

EntirelyTooHigh240

high240

Live*Oh fuck. Anyway I'll continue my stoned LOTR hread here now.#LOTR #LordOfTheRings Pippin dont fuckin touch anything Youll only rattle Gandalf.https://twitter.com/high240/status/1275173085147250688 But yeah my god he absolutely fuck

Doc McMuffins

Cynical_Parent

My husband has something planned for Sunday. It doesn't involve me leaving. It also doesn't involve him & the kids leaving. I feel another gift disaster coming on. Last year

James Felton

JimMFelton

What’s the worst descriptor you’ve heard added to someone’s name to distinguish them from someone with the same name? In school had a Ben, a Big Ben and a Paedo

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HeyMoonExotics

Fuck BØH. 78 ON TOP @78Clann Vs @WtfBOH. ! Nigga what ?

The Hoarse Whisperer

TheRealHoarse

I read the “resignation letter” Bari Weiss posted on her website.It is vintage Weiss. Insufferable, endless, self-aggrandizing, asinine and contradictory.Among the gems: They wanted change but then that even applied