#Fuck

not brendan

crocodilethumbs

Billy Joel: it’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles inMe: sounds like a lovely placeBilly Joel: there’s an old man sitting next to me, making love to

Deadbeatee

Bhut_Zizi

I saw the pick up line video and as someone who cares about you I'm gonna give you a thread of what actually works when hitting on women who don't

anna | NAREH WEEK

sasukecap

call me whatever the fuck you want after this but i will no longer be defending china because this is so fucking disgusting. these fools of people are shitting and

Sunshine 🌹⚔️

louisfeatbrave

TW// Cyberbullying, Panic AttacksHi. This is going to be a long thread.PLEASE READ.Around 24 hours back, my friends and I engaged in a silly fan war but the other side

Eric Rivera

ericriveracooks

Big name chefs on tv appearances with crocodile tears after laying of hundreds if not thousands of employees. @shakeshack isn't an independent restaurant, it's a publicly traded company and it's

⚡️ T r i s ⚡️ || Zines 🔞

FictionTrip

“Do you even love me, Katsuki?” Eijirou screamed. “Do you even enjoy sex with me anymore?!”“I told you that I loved you every time I fucked you, Eijirou!”“And how many

☆ Problemagician ☆

problemagician

how am i supposed to fuck Aaravos in the ass when he's that tall.. gonna look like a pomeranian humping a Rottweiler DOESN'T MATTER STILL HAD SEX STILL HAD SEX

Shecky

SheckyX

Here, @bethmeacham lays out in excruciating detail the world of crap that the COVID-19 crisis is about to dump on our entire industry (yes, myself included). If you can, PLEASE

alé .

monomaas

hunger games thread starting NOW CORNUCOPIA not box and fadz immediately fighting. DAY 1lol bye inu NIGHT 1busy night... DAY 2holy shit why are the first 2 days already death

J. *nsfr*

scavengerswan

I am SO TIRED of my country's obsession with status. I'm sorry but I don't give a fuck if you're a doctor, a lawyer or if you have a PhD.

net

NetNobody

I literally don't give a shit Jake, its not cool to like Keemstar rn clearly.Why would I put myself in the way of the beanie bandits.https://twitter.com/JakeHeardya/status/1263848433510543361 Its cause Keem is

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fobsvt

svt opinion thread! everyone should shut the fuck up about your negative ass opinions about svt and respect n love them for all the hard work they do for us

angel.

silverdoes

okay now let’s get into cels fic For reference : https://twitter.com/cascaswrath/status/1266124158821416961?s=21 https://twitter.com/cascaswrath/status/1266124158821416961 Viserys/Drogo is tagged and that is never not going to take me ou

CHIKA ☁️

oranicuhh

if something isn’t your cup of tea, that’s literally valid and 100% okay. if @jamescharles, isn’t the MUA/creator for you, also cool. do you.we gotta stop demonizing people for *unintentionally*

Elizabeth Kingston

EKingstonBooks

Maybe I'll write a Gothic but instead of a sexually innocent young woman it'll star a 53 yr old divorcee who is deeply unimpressed with the brooding Byronic hero yet

Thomas Novosel (he/him)

thomasanovosel

Armchair diagnosis of strangers=shitty behaviour. it wreaks of someone in the cafeteria in high school screaming the word 'BIPOLAR' or 'DEPRESSION!' or 'MENTAL' at someone. I say this as someone