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sabrinas a fag
sabrinatabiu
our parents always have to be added. to emails back and forth between teachers. and students at our school or our teachers are not suppose to respond, but my college
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John Scalzi
scalzi
I have been reliably informed that tonight's dinner shall be tater tots. Everyone who had "tater tots" in the "Fuck it, it's quarantine" dinner pool, come collect your winnings. Update:
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Lexi
Cheerlxwder
She would feel kiiiiind of bad about it, but...Lexi would totally cuck her own kids.Not to destroy their relationships, but just because she has a weakness for younger women....Oh, uh...
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Frisky
some1frisky
k @tacobell You can't ignore me then make fun of me when I am single followed up with a marriage proposal, you know damn well I accept. I love you,
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Unknownusername00001
Unknown55177949
@zjcat7 @nunya33369999 @Momzilla_MTL 1. Just a few months after leaving Florida, Epstein, with the help of uber-publicist Peggy Siegal, hosted a post-Yom Kippur buffet at his mansion in Manhattan —
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Laurie Charles
TheStuffOfMemes
I’ve finally figured out who Keir Starmer reminds me of why the fuck does my brain remember problematic david firth cartoons from decades ago and not where I left my
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Sexual_domination
Sexualdominati1
Had sex with a bipolar lady 3 weeks ago. A thread coming I was in Lagos for my usual business/ pleasure trip when i met Lady A in a bar
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anamorphosix
anamorphosix
THIS IS A FUCKING PANDEMIC, a rant, a thread:The Spanish flu was around for more than a year. And killed anywhere from *30 to 100 million people worldwide (*sources vary).And
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shindongjjang
BissesStan
Do you guys like it ? 20 years later people still brings up your past mistake when u apologised many times and learned from it? Why is it so hard
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lin
captivewife
hi everyone do i deserve ice cream with whipped cream and cherries AGAIN yes lin u do omg thank u lin u r so nice mhmm you r too pls
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Yujacha차차
yujachachacha
had a really long work dinner and sent a drunk coworker home, now i’m finally free to hopefully not have to spark for fes ai first scout — GOD
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varya 🦋
varyavin
this has 5k likes on tiktok, the general audience understands 8k likes 15k likes, “he’s a solo not a skywalker, fuck that”
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(R.O.T) Tom
ResidenceofTom
..... I... feel so fucking pathetic and mad. I’m taking a look at my all time favorite game series and.... what even the fuck is it now? This is my
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tyler ↺¹²⁷ 📌CHECK PINNED📌
dvrk_matter
okay if y’all are saying “omg stan kim yo jong #girlboss lesbian queen” and shit like that: unfollow me right fucking now. shit like that isn’t funny, she is implicit
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✿|yuyu is not yearning|
jockamity
gonna vent about what happened because i’m actually pissed about it. so, a tw for excessive cursing, lesbophobia, ableism, and racism. i don’t get too serious on this account, but
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jam
kodzukenxxx
this will be my live thread of reaction to the galaxy is endless because world famous christy @kodzukuro “What will be, will be.”please i am not prepared enough for thi
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