#Fired

Vote on ref for next sketch, pls Poll: Initial results point to fighting lbw’s face with a pencil A tie! So I guess I fight LBW’s face first, then draw
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I’m on the right, but I’ve never been a huge fan of cops. It’s not so much that I hate them. They have a tough job. The law makers make
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Armed citizens confront the police: nothing.Unarmed citizens confront the police: beaten, gassed."Those white people in Michi-"Who said anything about Michigan? I'm talking about the Huey Newton Gun Club in Dallas,
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#TodayInHistory The polio vaccine developed by Dr Jonas Salk is declared to be safe in 1952, and he would later make it freely available to the public on May 1,
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Working with Trump is exactly like working on the police force-- you lie to cover up or you're pushed out and fired. Some people seem to see the former but
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as someone who went all in on bernie in 2016, here’s my unsolicited advice: your heart and your desire for a better world is worthy — but your work and
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Characters I have interacted with as a Walmart grocery runner: a thread A lady who blasted Christian music from her stereo while I loaded groceries into her car. She did
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Some delisted Xbox 360 games are back on XBL on the Xbox One storehttps://twitter.com/brunopcosta1/status/1289622681403310081 Silent Hill returns to Xbox One https://bit.ly/2Dn8ZZF  We are sorry we got people fired up. Anything
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His name is George Floyd. A Minnesota grocery store called the police on him yesterday when they thought he was writing a bad check. He wasn’t. #GeorgeFloyd MPD officer Derek
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Just talked to one of my old docs who asked me about guns 3 years ago. He’s never fired one and wanted a first. Said he wanted a .500 Magnum.
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I've been thinking a lot about Prine today. (I take more time to process than others!) And what I keep coming back to is that most of those memories bring
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Governor of UT about to address the state. Declared state of emergency, used the EBS to break into TV to announce this. Infections growing at "alarming rate"Hospitals are at or
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ThreadWhat if I started talking like this about the economy: The economy didn’t tank enough to warrant people going back to work. Besides, only a few people, mainly old people,
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Just got fired because my job announced they're going to be selling masks but we still cant have any and it's not their problem when it's a state mandate to
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Many of the problems with Canadian cannabis legalization have come from well-meaning, but ultimately clueless, CEOs and investors who failed to understand the plant and how to grow it, but
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ANY ESSENTIAL WORKERS OUT THERE. IF YOU WORK AT A PLACE THAT ISNT TAKING NECESSARY PERCAUTIONS FOR COVID-19 DM ME AND ILL TWEET ABOUT IT. I DONT WANT PEOPLE AFRAID
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