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KristyHoneyT

Disobeying my teacher(not mine)#storytimethreads #storytime #Storyx18plus #thread #threadstorytime #freakystorytimes #freakystories #freakythreads #Freakythread This shii had happened before we stopped going to skool cause of the virus. I w

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sugabcrry

BTS as responses to "do your dick jump when i text you" messages, a thread; namjoon seokjin yoongi hoseok jimin taehyung jungkook end of thread!! inspired by my own and+https://twitter.com/sunkissed_mh/status/1276983699922452481

MALIK

Malikiebob

back when i was uneducated and stupid and young, i used to body shame people, but now that i have grown, i just can’t seem to let myself get that

Friendly Quarantined Dungeon Mom

FNDungeonMom

Let me just make something crystal clear. If you are hounding people who make dice bags and other geeky accessories out of fabric to switch to masks please for the

Rosie memos

almostjingo

1. A story that once seemed insane but now seems absolutely plausible: how @AdamSchiff @CIA @FBI used Moby and a drug-addicted, Ukrainian musician/hacker in the planned coup against @POTUS. 2/17

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Niffyjuice

ThreadSTORYTIME: TTI did the no pussy for a week challenge wit jason || ard so me n jason was n class n my friend like let’s play truth or dare

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adamsoffline

being an airhead is not a personality trait youre knockoff version of olivier rousteing i wish i could duct tape ur hands and cut ur access to twitter i was

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jorjoby

1/3I’m 70 today.Watched the Total Dick & Dom show.Realised that you need to see human existence thru TWO prismsPrism ONE is the insight that ALL 7.5 bn people are madBut

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VXNSFW

Tw// Consensual DDLG, Corruption The dom's got their baby in the bathtub. Happily playing with their rubber duckies and bath bubbles. Squeaking and giggling, everytime a duck makes some kind

🔞Kitty @ Dabi’s Throatmeal

Dabis_Kitty

I have some very important and factual information that the BNHA community needs to know about Dabi. This will be a thread, because it contains an absolute crucial plot point

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khaitykhait

j!min gripping jo0n's cock and j0on dying a little inside everytime because it makes his cock look SO big.. always makes him cum a little harder than usual.. j!min's kitty

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suhluv

stop using johnny for his fucking body!! he’s such a good person and talented as fuck!! so stop using him for his body and talk about his TALENT! talk about

Tiffany Bridge

tiffany

Truly, it’s days like this when I wish I were still doing comedy. I’ve already got a tight five on this. I mean, if my phone can identify different cats

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peekababee

This dude just asked for my number and I said “I’m gay as fuck sorry” And he gave THE BEST response ive ever gotten, he said “respect, I bet you

s. e. smith

sesmith

Because I’ve seen this in multiple places today: Shaming people for surrendering pets to the shelter accomplishes nothing other than making you feel self-righteous and superior. Most surrenders are not

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afainthuman

Alright, friends. Reading a recommended romance novel from a friend that’s been mediocre & problematic AF thus far, but a given really, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN: Shoving actual SPICED