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JB
JBwol
Me: another bullet point please Microsoft wordMS Word: slightly to the left or slightly to the right of your last bullet point?Me: exactly the same alignment as my other 6
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mari
therealmaric_
Can somebody tell me what’s the hype around a “Birkin bag” ? I feel like women just be wanting one to impress people ... cool you have a 10k-50k bag
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Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
Tsoukalos
"Plandemic" is in the same category and as false as "Ancient Aliens Debunked." If you don't get what I just did there we can't be friends. Has it ever occurred
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Shelfy
RealShelfy
People pulling the “they make millions” card over this MLB proposal are funny. I promise you Kris Bryant would trade his paycheck to not miss the birth of his damn
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LYRA 🍓💘🎀🦁
N0R5K1
i cannot believe the fact that my boyfriend has almost 600 hours on acnh but has almost zero terraforming done and barely any paths, and when i asked how the
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🏁TheHatersBallShow🇹🇹
_WordSmiff_
Y’all spanking ya joint til near ejaculation and then turning on ya camera when you get to the vinegar strokes to send to some lil girl? Y’all niggas need beatins.
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Apiat
ArtCryptid
#kfamspoilers #kfam Starting episode 100 and damn that’s an entrance. Btw this is now a liveblog for ep100 I don’t like this entrance- it seems very void-y. Also what the
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The Choon Raccoon
Katabassist
If you sarcastically say "uwu", "smol bean", or "catgirl" to a trans person.CONGRATULATIONS!You're a transmisogynist! You're saying one of two thingsA) You're too feminine.orB) Your femininity is pe
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TRAPT
TRAPTOFFICIAL
Twitter is not allowing to tweet this to you all... Every damn attempt! @FINALLEVEL ICE T! You ready to go bare knuckle?! You started ALL of this shit! I didn’t
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Stephanie E Suarez
geologiststephy
I don't know how people are able to juggle responsibilities from home, school, work and able to attend virtual conferences. I literally do not have the mental capacity. It also
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𓋇 Auntie Double C Biqueen 𓋇
taisoleil
My friend is in a relationship and I barely hear her complain about a damn thing bc she’s taken care of. She’s been happy and less stressed. Y’all be on
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Hank
hankoneal7
Can we never forget that Bernie losing is almost entirely Elizabeth Warren’s fault for stealing 15% and sometimes 20% of progressive votes in MULTIPLE states when she knew damn well
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Mihir Kansal
mihirkansal
Recursion is so stupid yet so mind-numbingly accurate irl, like nothing makes any sense until you ASSUME that it makes sense and proceed to build upon that assumption just to
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Dreiser
damn those jokes about not being able to get over scorpios are true.....i accidentally fell in love with the original story of one and i'll probably never hear from them
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Ashley Nicole Black
ashleyn1cole
The spider who lives in my car has been thriving in COVID. Web a whole damn mansion at this point. Gotten more work done than I have. I’ve never seen
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A Windward Maroon
andraydomise
Wild how libs will call broke, jaded, and institutionally traumatized non-voters "privileged," then turn around and vote for a guy literally being paid by lobbyists to stop single-payer health care
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