#Damn

We've reached the "maybe everyone should just wear a space helmet" stage of the coronavirus pandemic... (Note: Facebook is advertising these helmets) As a person who has worn plastic facial
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So I realize that little attention has heretofore been paid to a STRANGE PHENOMENA: why do cats enjoy stepping directly on ur tiddy so it feels like a bowling ball
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Let me make this very clear, it’s easy to tell that most people are using a young man’s suicide to score cheap points againt “activist” camp. Start from there. Ask
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I'm gonna say this, one more time.Herd immunity is the process by which vulnerable people are protected by the rest of the population being immune, therefore preventing transmission of infections.
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HELLO I AM HERE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! IT IS @thelightroyale'S BDAY (in her time zone)!!! AND I LOVE HER BUNCHES!!! We have been through the shit together this
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I always find takes on material and financial power in relationships to be interesting. This idea that one must limit themselves to mingling solely with people in their tax braquet
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Let's talk about several feelings that almost everyone of us has felt them before but we never really give them enough acknowledgement you ever washed your face with a cleanser
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Him: “Do you have any idea what kind of people you have Following you and rooting you on on Twitter?”Me: “Kind of People?”Him: “Yes. Those people are insane and would
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1/The Yankees beat at the NY Post has been covered by just 3 people the last 32 seasons: Me for 7 yrs, Jim Salisbury for 1 and George King for
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It’s really past time we stopped pretending these dudes have anything to add to the conversation.https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1319627028316958721 This isn’t meant as dunk because the tweet’s too stupid to dunk on I
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someone from my high school, who last week didn't get why people weren't excited that he finally became a police officer seems to have deleted his social media, which like,
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Was waiting for this... (Thread) Damn, I'd 8-2 be the admin rn Yikes F Oh we ran a bit harder Yikea x2 Yikes x3 Are you sure? You still
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1/Virgo SeasonGrady Hospital, September 2018This diagnosis is messed up. Totally, completely messed up. It makes you have to endure excruciating pain--physically and emotionally. Day after day after day. Yup.Disfiguring. Relapsing.
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after this purchase, i am no longer allowed to use my money for 3 months. i’m not far but i’m making progress. gonna call it here for tonight tho. i’ll
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This man pushed a child out of a tower because he’s fucking his sister?! WHAT DO YALL HAVE ME WATCHING? So which one isnt making it through the season? Lady
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