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Eiji 栄治
7_2rt
Hello, I know that this is kinda private pero I just wanna express my disgust and frustrations towards my relatives and their shitty outlook towards this pandemic. Tweeting this because
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Mike Birbiglia
birbigs
Breitbart keeps publishing my tweets and calling me a “Hollywood celebrity” but I don’t live in Hollywood, I’ve never worked there regularly, and I think the word “celebrity” is a
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Viet Thanh Nguyen
viet_t_nguyen
"A 17-year-old ... "with tears in his eyes," ...asked the actor to tell Hollywood writers what they do matters and has ramifications on people's lives." You can't be anti-Asian violence
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geb-dragon
Akmalariff77
If you ask me which is the best movie ever that i ever watch i will say ‘I Saw the Devil’. The first movie that made me fall in love
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vik
daelanelle
Debbie & Ruth, BFFs or lovers ?Analyse this thread and write an essay about it.You have 4 hours. I'm weak, nobody touch me. Is that a hickey, Ruth ? choose
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Doja Katse
Neo_url
Can you guys ride a bike? Can you do a cartwheel? Can you do the splits? Can you swim? If 'yes' when did you learn, if 'no' do you
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Liebermintz #BlackLivesMatter
Lieberm1ntz
Ren Hoek and Stimpson get rebooted despite it being so tied with John K because he's like "I'm the R&S guy! I'm good! I'm not owned!" and yet there's this
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Incognegro98
somebody said pandas endangered themselves and i’m lowkey starting to believe it bc wtf do they be doing???https://twitter.com/DaShaunLH/status/1317361028091551744 all these rts and not one dm asking to pay my rent
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Ms. Vanessa B!, Lv. 34 Permanent Side-eye 🏳️🌈
pleasantlytwstd
'an open letter to end cancel culture': because well-off bigots are that invested in wanting open, non-consequential forums to be a problematic mess & their stans support the idea to
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Ashley Death Day 2U
ashleylynch
Title Sequence Appreciation!1. THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOOdesign: Tim Miller & Neil KellerhosueDavid Fincher said he loves title sequences because it's a chance to orient the audience and get
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ari
B1GK4T
Karen was black lingo used for annoying ass white women and now white people took it and are using it for fucking klan members and bitches pulling guns on us
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Willard Foxton Todd
WillardFoxton
“Hello M, understand you want to see me about people trafficking”“Ah yes Bond. You see, the plan is to create a giant wave machine to swamp small boats”“Dastardly. Goldfinger? Blofeld?”“God
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Niccolò Pianciola
niccpianc
Since I received my robust dose of Borat jokes over the last 14 years, let me write here my two cents regarding this beautiful artistic creation. Baron Cohen's Borat franchise
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Eric Ernst
popkiller
I'd encourage everyone to read this. Prior to joining @Local871, I made $900/wk for 5 yrs straight (for laypeople, you're lucky to work 1/2 the year, even if you're on
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april🐰
w93nho
minhyuk and wonho being the bestest friends a thread most iconic video. when minhyuk and wonho created comedy minhyuk and wonho in their own little world bc of the bottle
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Chap Taylor
ChapTaylor2
This morning I’m starting a new TV pitch. In order to procrastinate - and get my head right - I thought I’d do a quick thread about TV pitches. My
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