#Chicken

Alex Faciane

FacianeA

i had some pasta and watercress salad for dinner, which i’m spelling out only because i need justification for this donut i want in the fridge, but part or okay

Nathan Worden

NathanWorden

Invitae $NVTA Tweetstorm:Cost Declines of Sequencing A Human Genome Will Surprise.In 2003 the Human Genome project finished sequencing the first human genome at a cost of $2.7 billion dollars. Today,

PMS LISTENER UNION

PmsUnion

Monday, 3/16, 12:30PM PST in the Cardi B Conference Room: @DonMartinAM570 walls in, shirt untucked. @mattmoneysmith, @Theoldp, and @timcates, sit nervously, thinking of their families’ futures.DM: Ok guys, I know

Cortana: German Mullet Expert

CortanaV

lmao it is THREAD TIMESome fuckin asshole tried to pitch a Bitcoin MLM to me at the gas station while i was on my way to go pick up food.This

Dane Carlson

danec

It's August. We've just finished a bad quarter. GDP was down 32.9%. But America runs on its stomach. How's the #food situation? Luckily, the USDA maintains a cold storage survey

xoxo, afro girl ⚢

fr0laye

after im done, she give me some thats a coochie dealllhttps://twitter.com/jshauntaee/status/1314593134668656642 i gotta have it twice a day thats a coochie pill gave that coochie therapy, how that coochie feelll

Jr

JrBBC_

Paul GeorgeYou're one of the most disappointing basketball players I have ever seen in my lifeYou're signature sneaker should be wiped away, and should never see the light of day

Janae🍇

ItsJanaeh

michael gove as chicken little - a thread it's the mouth y'all had to improvise ite I'm done now sorry michael -

Alan Cooper

MrAlanCooper

While brewing coffee this morning my neighbor banged on my door saying “Grab your rifle! There’s a bobcat tangled in the fence around your chickens!” 1 I love my neighbors

Living Room

yoursyongha

Delusional thread: Oui Boys things(mostly Yongha x Donghan) Definitely delusional because everyone owns leather jackets hahaha. But yongha, donghan, and junseo's look actually similar to me Same jacket???? Their

✊🏾🔛🔝🤞🏾🖤🤎.

JasmineeDGAF

nah let me put y’all on.... because i am living right now. so iigh boom. for starters i’m high as shit. cool. and i wanted taco bell. like i just

Dr. Lara Durgavich

tinkeringprim8

Here come the haikus!!https://twitter.com/tinkeringprim8/status/1258196776319934465 Prehensile black tonguePokes out, and above it twoHairy ossicones! #Giraffe @KirstenYeg 1/45 I'll protect your sheep.I'll carry your heavy load.I

Pakistan

whatsupPakistan

Pakistani Cuisine Thread .It's one of the most exotic Cuisines with influence from various ethnicities of the Country. Being land of Spices and Basmati Pakistani Meat and Rice dishes are

dom

domisdoomed

starting a thread of some of the best food i've ever eaten vietnamese bánh cuốn, sooo good sopressata sandwich w aged balsamic, arugula, and artichokes changed the game carne

Retro Report

RetroReport

It's time for another #LessonsFromHistory twitter thread!1/5 Could #Covid19 change the ancient way we greet one another? Dr. Anthony Fauci, head of the National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases,

Alan Dymock

AlanDymock

Sod it. Rugby players with animals. A THREAD beginning with Wendell Sailor kissing a crocodile... Colin Gregor + Rob Dewy + camels = promo gold Galthié does not trust this