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Dan McKinley
mcfunley
“Business logic” being a term of art which means “your bullshit”, in contrast to “my code,” which is beautiful. (By the way this was all SO much better than the
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Bryant J. McClelland
BryantBSN
4:58Two hours sleep.Elevated heart rate.Migraine for last hour.Shortness of patience.Hands won't stop shaking.Outright physical discomfort at the idea of going to work on Monday.Glad to know the anxiety is returning
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File411
File411
Holy CRAP - @realDonaldTrump firing of Dr Bright the flipping director of BARDA?Imma gonna need to some one to bail me out of jail.Because this is ducking nuts even for
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Rebecca ◟̽◞̽
louispositive
Why it’s okay to ship Larry, a thread that probably no one will see: First I want to say that there is a complete difference between larries and dark larries/bluegreeners
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Ciarán Halpin
cihalpin
My wife started working as a doctor last month. Things I’ve learned so far:1) interns are obsessed with learning how to “put in a line”. I am very veiny and
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David G. Simmons #SocialDistancingIsMyDefault
davidgsIoT
As I embark on this new job search (yes, you can hire me today) I plan to be much more ... discerning than the last time. I’m approaching it differently,
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An0n661
An0n661
Tomorrow ends the 30 days. 29 days in and we’ve seen exactly NOTHING positive happen. Just more wild and crazy conspiracy theories backed up by absolutely nothing tangible. I said
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Prodigy’s Son 😉
vanthefirst
These panels that I’m reading from Cable 11 are *foul* and I won’t be continuing on with this book. Here’s why... The Arakki have been portrayed as being led, and
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Yamz
yameowni
Problem? Problem ye hai ki vo misogynist hai. Aur kya problem hai? Problem ye hai that he's also a chauvinist.Agar har feminist tweet ke neeche "not all men" comment na
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Char 🦖✨🏳️🌈
CharCubed
“This is your heart & you should never let it rule your head.” —Sherlock about a phone“I’m not hungry. Let’s have dinner.” —Irene“If you watch the show carefully there is
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Toni Snark
ToniiSnark
Let me put this out there for you about one thing that truly bothers me more than anything about the Gallagher shit. All the other mind blowing bullshit aside, it
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yayoi sleeps in a big bed with her wife
gender_redacted
the core of Tomino's gundam is about imperialist violence and anti-imperialist violence.In the Universal Century, systemic change requires violence because it's a class war (earthnoids/spacenoids). gundam is specifically all about
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sickomode ☾✨ jae lovemail hours only
hydreigoned
[sets down my coffee] so let's talk about why detroit: become human is bad : a little thread disclaimer: this thread is being made by me, a myday, after
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Chessy Hour
ChessyHour
“Domestic cup” Barkley“Preseason” Barkley “England” Barkley = Whenever he’s trusted BarkleyWhen will you admit that when he’s actually given proper game time he shines If he was academy or bought
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Curt Mercadante
curtmercadante
When my dad was in his mid-50s, after having served as president of the divisions of major corporations, he found himself out of work.Couldn't find a job.Didn't complain. Now about
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Stacey - 1776 & MLK
ScotsFyre
So, let me tell you a story. I wrote this & got savaged. /1https://noqreport.com/2020/03/07/my-plan-for-living-through-coronavirus-despite-the-media/ IDGAF because I get savaged often on Twitter. Welcome to 2020. So all of that is
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