#Broom

Jasmine Guillory

thebestjasmine

Four years ago I did a great big thread of books in the run up to the election to keep me going, and I’m doing it again! (Thanks, @libbyanelson for

noah eik𓆏

dansk_javlen

HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE: livetweet thread why this old dude Stealing the light O SHE A CAT floating motorbike gang lets go gays! anyone arriving by Air is

Monokuma

monokumahate

:)No roast, Only self love

Stop the Steal - Stu Cvrk

STUinSD

Thread – Fauci and the Chinese Communist Party1. Are you tired of the severe economic recession being foisted on America based on the recommendation of “experts”? I sure as hell

Andy Riley

AndyRileyish

1 like = 1 drawing of Jason Statham doing something 1. Jason Statham loooks through a small window and sees a pig pass by 2. Jason Statham practises his jazz

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Adri_Mascorro

Going into the new decade, I want to document the new experiences and memories I’ll have in 2020Every week I want to add to this thread & reflect on both

Tamsin S.

teabeesea

#Virtual Visiting Hour had scarcely begun when, slightly pixelated, she scaled his blanketed knee and squished snugly into his lap."Tell me again, Grandpa!""Tell you what, Little V?""The saucepan story.""Oh, that

𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐨𝐥𝐭

clbolt

One Saturday I received a call that our church member had taken her own life. I called a deacon who knew the family well. We rode to the member's house

Vanayan Odsey

bugsvaniiii

Just now realizing that it seemed super unethical for McGonagall to "buy" Harry the Nimbus 2000. She practically bended the rules already to let him play tapos bibilhan niya pa

leonidas ★ dna trailer era

ANGELOFTARTARUS

out of context quotes from the 'chimkin soap' discord server (or the members in general)an ongoing thread "you are a little bitch boy ;)!""WHY IM BITCH BOI?!?!?!?!?!!" "I FINISHED THE

Kelly Bauer

BauerJournalism

Mayor Lori Lightfoot is having a press conference at 1 p.m. on how Chicago is helping people who are homeless during the coronavirus pandemic. I'll live tweet it. Follow for

LordCockaroachFetus

CockaroachLord

one like = one term for penis that isnt "penis" willy schlong dong wee-wee dick cock wiener disco stick boner ding-a-ling member phallus knob prick pecker manhood tadger organ johnson

Honourable.

_paylay

Guys anyone remember scary story twitter? Lolhttps://twitter.com/redunga_/status/1306153036214013952 Ok so this Tongan chick went to Tonga for a short vacay after divorcing her husband Ray. She needed a break. Her names

Carlos Osweda

COsweda

THREADLet's show you how the press works.@realDonaldTrump has of course been the victim of this complete immorality and evil.Australia is turning itself inside out over this.https://www.theage.com.au/national/a-warrior-culture-and-the-m

Mr. Down With The Monarchy Grift

djdunclive

All right then, been a little while since I did one of these and I was given proper motivation upon learning that my boy Momotaros has been associated with someone

samantha 💝 ceo of sondam

samanthapov

thread of me watching black clover starting from the end of episode 9 i dont like noelle but that was pretty badass ngl why is the ending song such a