#Broken

Ben Orlin

benorlin

New game (inspired by reading books with my 10-month-old): take a children's book, and subtitle it so it becomes a serious adult book.e.g.ONE FISH, TWO FISH, RED FISH, BLUE FISH:

Kim⁷ 💚

seraphicgguk

And :( I'm gonna miss interacting with so much of you guys and crying over bts and txt. Pspspspps. My fav pose of soobin is when he smiles with his

Alice Jolley

mthr_alice

I've been a priest for 4 days and I have this thought: I wish I'd known sooner that preparing for this ministry is a gradual process of becoming one's truest

Jessica Chastain as Poison Ivy🍥

ChastainxMargot

FIND A HOBBY, STOP SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME JUDGING PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET.Y’all have become unsustainable! There’s not one day passing without an accusation and lynching for sexism, racism etc.Don’t

𝑖𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎⁷

DIORJIS0O

a thread of kpop girls in suits cuz that shit is hot JSBDKDJKDKDODJD MIND FULL OF LISA IN A SUIT JENNIE DONT BE SHY WEAR SUITS MORE OFTEN KSNDONDKDNDKDJPDNDOWJEODNDLFMLDMSOD JOYDJNELDNDLNDODJRODNDPFMDLNDPFNROENOSND

🏳️‍🌈misha fletcher

mishafletch

I don't know who needs to hear this, but honestly, no one is getting anything done right now. You're not uniquely useless or broken. The bar is "Are you eating

MustyUTD

TheSaltIsReall

Funny and savage tweets by football accounts and footballers:A thread: Give this admin a pay rise. Bodied him. Exactly after Álvaro Morata’s departure tweet don admin posted this.

A2SAT Oko Obinrin😍

Tooshotcomedy1

That Girl wey break groundnut bottle for mallNa everybody for WhatsApp dey help her settle the matter but the Supermarket Madam no gree oAbeg me self dey go join them

dodorimo 👽

itsdodorimo

This logic is just so irresistible. You’re basically inviting minors to be attracted to olde people. Sure, there’s nothing bad that could come out of this, right? Now this is

dallie 🎃 pumpkin fucker 🎃

troubadorer

jaskier is born with a frayed Fate String tied to his left ring finger. he doesn't know this is significant until he overhears his nanny talking about them with one

Nolo Sathekge 🍭

Noley_S

best time to find out your man doesn’t have much money is when you go on a weekend away with his boys and their girlfriends men with money give girls

Alison Collins 高勵思

AliMCollins

A chronicle writer posted a story yesterday, and failed to incorporate my entire quote. Here it is, in its entirety: “Like many parents, I have high expectations for our public

Jerid

Jerid_Mitchell

If you are cisgender or at the very least someone that specializes in transgender medicine, you will never have the right or the ability to tell me I’m not fiting

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diablaguera

i think the most disheartening thing about what i saw today is when my car died in the middle of the access road, i had 2 different cop cars filled

Lost Monster of Summer Reading

LilOldAl

Yesterday at work we had a lady completely lose her shit because she’d been kicked out of the hotel she was staying in, couldn’t get a hold of her social

Allen Holub

allenholub

I'm really dubious about componenents shared between products. The notion of a universal reusable component is really a failed one. Those sorts of things are usually vastly more complex than