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VHUS Podcast
VHUS_Podcast
So my daughter is in 1st grade. The first full day is tomorrow. But it is online with all going on. She is sad and misses her friends but at
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harbourmaster
harbourmasterrr
currently trying to get an incredible hulk costume off of a 2 year old who is asleep on me... wish me luck #parenting arms are out. he woke up while
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Sorcha Ní Nia
Luiseach
currently being told by a Brit that only Brits and Americans are allowed to use the term ‘Brit’ and I sense we’re about 2 replies away from ‘Brit is a
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Oliver Anwar
theoliveranwar
Why you are NOT a morning personTHREAD Every person has a master biological clock ticking away inside their brain, and dozens of smaller biological clocks throughout his or her body.
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ki ng sl ey
monsgeniel
Just thinking of Seokjin having a fluffy kitty as a pet and grooms them on the weekend. His hands are so gentle that the cat shows not even a hint
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Universal the Space Queen
Universility
My thread of me pointing out things that don’t make sense in this little Einsteins episode They’re like 7 and they’ve seen more than to world than most people in
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Ionelylight
can we cancel harry for this gibby was doing his best and in all fairness wasn’t even that bad sure he wasn’t as good. as harry but he didn’t have
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Bo Bolander
BBolander
This opening scroll for the Dark Materials series is so infuriatingly lazy, jesus There are easy ways to embed this information but nah Christ, have some kid do a bedtime
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Hunter™️ #2 on Facebook
HunterCrowder6
In honor of @DollyParton reading bedtime stories to children, I challenge my pastor friends to read some of their favorite theological texts to help put us to sleep each night.
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sam⁷ 🌌
punimsarple
i take it back, i just finished downloading all of the episodes and might watch it in a while https://twitter.com/punimsarple/status/1245670913619546112 it's been rough so i want to lift my spirits
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Dr Jamiebear 🐻 #BLM
thisisrjg
Because it was put in my head by @snathe and @fintanbear, here's a short thread of Post Office Telecommunications trimphones, starting in the Daily Mirror on 19 May 1977. The
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fushiguroyako
tojigofushi home invasion kinda / toji gets suspicious something’s up with the neighbor’s kid when he notices that sometimes his windows are open when he didn’t leave them like that
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Blair Braverman
BlairBraverman
Came home to some minor tornado wreckage, so I decided to recruit some of the pups for a clean-up party. “Lol nope it’s too hot” So I released the horde...
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Liz #HowDareYou Ottosson
liza_belle
Current bedtime reading: Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time. It's 20 years since I read any of these - used to love them. Had this story in my head that they
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naughty potato
AnkitMaheskumar
Some of you have never had mushroom biryani instead of mutton biriyani on Eid and it shows. Yes, I waited for Eid to start before tweeting this .....it's already past
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Aubrey Berries
cakeshock
It took only 5 days of not having to work for my opinion of my job, and whole pre-corona life loop, to just disintegrate entirely. I want OUT, y'all I
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