#Babysitter

Permit me a short Father’s Day is messy. Truly. The day before they died I made myself and them so many promises. That summer we spent so much time
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I watched the first episode of Yellowstone last night. I didn't hate it. Costner was doing some real grizzled Costner stuff, but other than that it was fine. It was
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Day 1 of 42: I had my mental breakdown yesterday so I’m feeling good today lolI’ll add one tweet a day to this thread to help keep myself sane during
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not adult cosplayers making entire threads blaming minors for being irresponsible when their parents fuck off and leave them alone instead of blaming the parents for LITERALLY NEGLECTING THEIR CHILDREN...
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IM TIRED OF HOMOPHOBES SO HERES THE HISTORICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL REASON YOURE ALL SUCH GODDAMN CLOSED MINDED BITCHES; a thread the only real reason that people are homophobic is because
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You all know me. At this point, I've basically been around in 2dfd the whole time. I'm going to let off some cold hard observations.#2dfd has changed. A fundamental way
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I wanna speak to all the single Momma’s out there right now. A Thread: The other night I thought to myself, “What if all of this - pandemic, etc etc.
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Officially, my first memory was kindergarten screening, so it was the June after my 5th birthday (in April)Unofficially though, I have a memory at 18 months. A threadhttps://twitter.com/KA_Doore/status/1293862385099460609 When I
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Reading what @erinmangerer tweeted about her kiddo reminded me of (ONE OF) the most ridiculous thing i have ever done to date. I was 9, my brother was 5, and
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Tonight is not going well. My best sister-ally and tiny Jewish godmother has just passed. RIP Ariel Galant. My heart is broken.@QueenCityNative Thank you all for your thoughts.I've been speaking
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1. Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA) blocked a vote on the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA) last year despite being a victim of domestic violence herself.https://mavenroundtable.io/theintellectualist/news/gop-sen-who-blocked-violence-against-women-ac
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I wasn't gonna lb FMA but HEY WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT ROBOT SOUND LIKE THAT. I know the robot is the baby brother, that's been spoiled for me, but
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→𝐚𝐨𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬. chef @aoschef detective @aosdtective police @aospolice prison @aosprison hotel @aoshotel lawyer @aoslawyer aida @aoslovefiles museum @aosmuseum stripper @aosstripper therapist @aostherapist uber @aosuber boat @aosboat lemons @aoslemons
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Like Dominic Cummings, my parents live in Durham. I grew up there. Next week is the funeral of a school friend - it's being held online because his friends can't
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After the deduction not inspired by @Hikari_Uragiri that ⅓ is pretty great and the success of Half-Life on Steam this is now the project of ⅓-Life on Fog. What does
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teen wolf really copy and pasted my babysitter’s a vampire’s homework when it comes to some things. it’s like same characters, different font. ~3 am rant tweet turned thread~ benny
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