#Awkward

Austin Rief ☕️

austin_rief

What our grandchildren are going to cancel us for:1. Eating meat2. Not trusting self-driving cars sooner3. Our sugar intake 4. Saying "nice to e-meet you" 5. screen time addiction 6.

[] Kai []

KTP_rt

My thoughts on Minx's rajjchelorette: most of the lineup were dickheads, not gonna lie. It feels like a common theme for a lot of the rajjchelorettes to have just pricks

ace ☾

reeelistic

𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢—𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜é 𝚊𝚞in the year of 2037.a collision.and the indefinite aftermaththat comes with it.—official au entry for @kpopaufest’s #kpopfiloaufest2#marksé #gotpink genre: angstsong: love is the way by red

Jessica Kirkland

jkirk___

I am being *100% serious* when I tell you the kids on TikTok who have started distance learning already are giving some very valuable and useful feedback on their experiences

SUNSHINE REVIVAL

SeanMombo

Sex and dating aren't the same thing.If you form a deep emotional connection with a man, and then get a boyfriend who isn't him, you can't write off his anger

Keerthipriya P

KeerthipriyaP

Surprise Rufus sighting from the balcony. I managed to get his attention but he seemed very confused about the height separation. He suddenly had company approaching him from both sides.

D-Piddy 🎭

_dpiddy

So I'm eating lunch at this noodle spot, by myself... and this white dude with an Asian girl sit at the table to the right of me.I'm assuming it's their

Bryan Miller

bmiller808

Okay, Book Twitter. I need your help. I lost my place in the CZU fire. My collection of *personally* signed books from authors I love is gone. I’m sad. But

Eliza Skinner

elizaskinner

When I was writing more about sexism and sexual assault in comedy, and a bunch of male comics were shitting on me - with mostly only women defending me -

kels

caligazes

𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹: 𝓂𝑒𝓃 𝒾 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝒶𝓋𝑜𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝓋 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌𝓈 ~ **(𝒾𝓃 𝓃𝑜 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓇 𝑜𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓇) 𝒸𝒽𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒷𝒶𝓈𝓈 - 𝑔𝑜𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓅 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁 derek hale - teen wolf lucas scott - one tree

mj🕳 #blm

sicksold

drunk me wise as shithere’s a thread on whyI no longer do I feel shitty about not being a cis man 1) I am going to have an 8 inch

SecretCaptain

TheSecretCapt

Well, it's finally happened. We are on tenterhooks with a Covid-19 scare onboard. Awaiting tests from land based medics. The crew are now very low, missing family and loved ones

SEBASTIAN

goodtweeter69

hey guys! quick update on my account. if you don’t like me, or my tweets, especially my joking ‘misogynistic’ ones, please unfollow, mute, or block me! i woke up this

RS_Benedict

benedict_rs

Anyone notice how much of contemporary SFF's prose style is similar to bad social media posts? Flat prose, or awkward attempts to sound chatty, or that corny Epic Bacon humor.

mavis

mvsprkl

@TXT_members as your local biss agents Yeonjun as Balck Crocodile because once he bites sumn he never let it go*bite soobin* Beomgyu as Black Shadow because he complete his mission

Tocamarimba

tocamarimba

Just because everyone’s bored at home, I will be tweeting something I like to call, “Awkward moments in movies I thought would be cool to watch with my kids.” “Tanks