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Matthew J Thiessen
MattJThiessen
I’ve just called 911 for a friend who told me he was suicidal, that he has a plan, and that our FaceTime call was the last time I’d be seeing
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Marie Myung-Ok 명옥 Lee
MarieMyungOkLee
Trump/GOP thought of the day: when I worked in investment bankers, there was this "whatever I can get away with" mentality regarding EVERYING. Expense reports, having a mistress while you
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Missy Mitchell-McBeth
missEmitche11
Multipart thread/rant/hopefully opener:I posted this grainy video 2 years ago to my Facebook. I was 11 days post op from minor abdominal surgery but surgery nonetheless. In truth, I
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🏳️🌈 Brandie 🏳️⚧️
brandie_raccoon
Why are the parents of all Zoomers just fucking awful at parenting? How do you fuck up an entire generation so uniformly?(A thread probably) Every Zoomer I’ve talked to has
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Micah Blake McCurdy
IneffectiveMath
This tweet is five years old today; five years since I left a job paying me much more than I deserved to go do something I loved instead. It has
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Gerry
Theaulred
Trying to remember all the fuck ups, omnishambles, and, eh booboos in the last #100DaysOfChaos.GolfgateThe leaving nonsenseTrampolinesAll the agriculture ministersThe tainiste undermining the government dailyFlannagans love of the soupVotin
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BokaNoah
Neonoahgames1
The effect the MCU has had in how some people see anything not made by marvel studios as bad and how some others appreciate things not made by them more,
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Slide
slide_sld
Ranking the Real Slimeballs of OC#rhoc Frank CurtainLynn's husband Frank dropped the ball when it came to their finances and I still feel tension when the girls were served that
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PrincessSamoyed 👑 🏳️⚧️ 🔞
PrincessSamoyed
It's so tiring. We just exist as black folk and here y'all come with y'all bullshit. The racism and antiblackness that's on here all of the time and people just
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Sparrow/Liz (semi-hiatus)
UntoNuggan
If anyone is interested, I thought maybe we could do a thread of your favorite shower access hacksWhether it's hard to shower because of pain, dysautonomia, depression, ADHD, whateverFeel free
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Amy Dickman
AmyDickman4
Hi Diane @timeforunrest thanks for all the Tweets, deserves longer response so will use a thread. Firstly, I totally hear & understand your visceral hatred of TH and dislike of
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Matt Waldram
mattwaldram
I have a story.A LOVE STORY.About 10 years ago, my lovely pal @Michlan was doing a Twitter advent calendar where she would invite her chums to open the doors and
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Sheena 🧙♀️🧹🌘⭐️
S_h_e_e_n_a_
This may turn into a bit of a rambling thread.Sometimes, the internet (Twitter) shows the worst of what some men can be. I follow a lot of feminists and they
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gels 2.0
ieslegnerual_
omg this is so funny please I want to fight everyONE ROSS GELLER stupid whiny ass lots of toxic masculinity and institutionalised homophobia fuckin weird and controlling also would specifically
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Thomas Hartwell
twindeercreek
I am so fucking sick of hoaxes like these making the rounds:https://www.gosanangelo.com/story/news/2018/10/15/sex-trafficking-scare-social-media-deemed-false-texas-police/1651105002/ https://twitter.com/lexissssc_/status/1154513430327357440
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Matt Carr
MattCarr55
Seriously, the absolute last thing I need - or the country needs - is this pair of entitled narcissists inviting us to love them as much as they love themselves
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