#Week

Emo Lyric Generator

TDodson48

Kinda want to post my favorite lies I’ve gotten told for being ghosted/dumped, but I’m not Drunk enough yet I'm moving to another town -3/10. I saw her accidentally at

Rosa Carbo-Mascarell 🍊

moreelen

My male game designer friends: This dude took a chance on me straight out of uni and now 5 years later I'm a lead designer earning £60k+. My female game

Dr Alex Gates

dr_alex_gates

Peculiar. If he doesn’t need ventilation, doesn’t have pneumonia and is receiving ‘standard oxygen treatment’, why is he on ICU?https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1247493731122663424 I smell a rat. The last few days show not

no, but actually.

griergxsm

I judge you by what your favorite fast food restaurant is. Subway - you’re the type of person to spend $300 on healthy grocery only to order out all week.

Carrie Cutforth

CeeCut4th

I've kept my mouth shut since this all started as I didn't want to alarm people more than they were already feeling high panic... Now that you are starting to

Jennifer Matarese

trollprincess

Jesus, my grandfather owned a golf course and I haven’t even played a WEEK’S worth of golf in my lifetime, much less a year out of three and a half.https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1279053569547698176

Barry McCokiner

PredatoryPanic

You know that feeling you get when you have deja vu? Like you've experienced that same set of circumstances before? Well, this past week, I've been having this feeling about

Chris Vanderveen

chrisvanderveen

I’ve thought a lot about why so many of us are so bothered by what the Mayor did today.At one point, it hit me. We’ve all wanted to do what

Doug Andres

DougAndres

McConnell: "This week, the Speaker published an 1,800-page seasonal catalog of left-wing oddities and called it a coronavirus relief bill." "It includes a massive tax code giveaway for high earners

Steven Mazie

stevenmazie

Ironic fallout from @DOEChancellor's Friday decision to derail the remote learning plan 75k teachers have worked to implement for 1.1m NYC public-school students. Pulling the rug out from under us

✨Yung Gawd Muva✨

OGEmpress

Ladies:Please stop being offended when a man goes to a woman that you’ve determined as your lesser. As we know, men want to be wanted—no matter how confident they are

Maiya (Asbel)

Maiyatsumi

This is really old. Maybe I'll retake this and revamp it.Wow it's JUST past 5 years. Ok this is what I was originally looking for while delving into my archive

Non-Pungible Tokens

NonPungible

1) Good morning twittizens, there’s about two hours left before the auction for my first NFT ends. I’m still new to the amazing #NFTCommunity so I wanted to share what

Chamorro Tweets

ChamorroTweets

Let me paint you a picture: it’s 4th period, 2:30 p.m., class is about to let out. Deep within your pocket the Motorola Razr sits primed and determined, because today

Colosseum Hood

Collumholl

Let’s recap on why 5SOS needs this break & why we shouldn’t be mad, in 8 years as a band this is the first year they won’t be touring, a

Emily Wilson 🎃🗳🍂

ThirdEmily

I wish we talked more about menstrual migraines: a thread. I didn't know they were a thing, much less a thing that could be managed and treated. I only got