#Tweets

Ayesha

______ayesha

brother: would you be interested in this online classme: yes*logs into class**brother as host**am only participant*me: oh I see what happened here I am well-assuming and this left me embarrassed.

Botvolution

botvolution

So, this is a very interesting little account, which to my eye simply doesn't add up.Here's Matilda.Matilda doesn't follow a single account - this is unusual to say the least.Created

Adele 🍒

jxadele

Everyone is praising @JeffreeStar for calling out @jamescharles for his predatory behaviour. We're all aware of Jeffree Stars racist past but what about his predatory past.. There were more tweets

Ned Potter

ned_potter

Cows make milk. They milk themselves.Other cows check the milk (for free). Cows - get this - PAY THE FARMER to take the milk away.Then the farmer (you won't believe

Clark Kent Hugging Martha & Lois

thebravestheart

It's honestly so funny how the new internet feminism is the obligation to comment on literally everything and be informed about nothing. That's what gets your tweets seen and these

lara🦋

noacflara

things that ‘75 stan twitter need to hear but no one will say cause they don’t want to be the one exposing eveyone so i’m going to do it because

Eduardo Reyes

edreyesjourno

There are a lot of tweets being posted this morning deriding Oxford and Cambridge, not least pointing to poorly regarded politicians as evidence of these universities being ‘not all that’.

oli ✿

oryoutoutsukai

oh god now HERES a funny story. i was watching ANIME on my TV when suddenly it was PORN and it switched to PENIS and PORN. then (you won’t believe

Tim Graham

Timothyjgraham

OK, so the hashtag "Sack*Dan*Andrews" is trending in Australia right now... A brief thread: I collected 2,374 tweets containing this hashtag, sent by 959 accounts.Nearly a quarter of accounts (24%)

Pistachio

HarleyShah

Any time you see either of these cunts on the TL you know you’re about to get the shittest take of the day I’d say they should marry but first

Kevin Slaten

KevinSlaten

Collating tweets, I’ve found an alarming increase in the use of a genocidal phrase on Twitter by Chinese ultranationalists toward Taiwan, especially in 2020.(Note: this is an English version of

black ginger🦋

noraallens

well this took multiple hours but here's a pretty complete highlight reel from hartley's tweets. i may have missed some while going through my screenshots so i'm also going to

brandon 🏳️‍🌈🗿

_nilradical

saw a couple tweets the past few days all like "what is a number REALLY" and now im like damn that shit do be crazy tho but seriously wtf?? people

Emily Crockett

emilycrockett

I'll take "tweets that aged extremely fucking poorly" for 16,000+ deaths, Alex .@MattWalshBlog is, fundamentally, not a good or smart person

Siqi Chen

blader

I worked for a startup called Powerset in 2007 that tried to build something like this. We spent $100M and it was bought by MSFT to become Bing in 2008.A

sawsfoot

sawsfoot

Was Jeffree Star involved in grooming an underage boy? *A Thread.* Dozens of tweets from 2012 have emerged between Jeffree Star and Jamie Ryan Dee, a former teen model once