#TOWN

geli⸸

geliarsenic

Strange enough, in Hiligaynon, genitals are named in accordance to age/size (and colloquialism per town).Let me explain: (1/x) In order of size:PuchurukoyPisotPitotoyPitoyBotoTarugo All babies have a puchurokoy and will later

cam✨leo day bc every day is leo day

sunnysoIace

i’m gonna love tweet john mulaney but i’ll probably forget ab it new in town just started he doesn’t look 29 he looks 12 i wish quicksand was a problem

The Wheeled Slayer: Slaying is Magic, Mother%@#$er

WheeledThe

@Cheshireviqq @SteveMcRae_ @randolf828 @NotJahWitness @Nervardia @JensLilCorner Please @ any person you want into this thread.==No fighting else i'll bitch-slap you into block-town.== I'm going to do a undergraduate in philosophy

Who's Gonna Be Lucky Indicted #2? - Brian Cates

drawandstrike

Wasn't that kind of a bombshell that FBI Deputy Director Sweeny dropped at the Ghislaine Maxwell presser last Thursday when he revealed they'd been 'discreetly keeping tabs' on her all

mandi moo 🧸🍑

cwtchies

first time my town is raining & I have a campsite visitor!!!!! whos it gonna be im hyped she’s so cute Oh okay. NVM I WON THE SECOND TIME

Björn "Max Buses" Rådström 🚍🚏

bjornradstrom

This is it! Waiting for the very first BLUE rapid transit bus; the first bus operating on the new spine-and-feeder network in southwest #Winnipeg.This is the culmination of years of

Sad Sardines

elijahsully

Spending far too long next to the nice Christian family from out of town on a subway that only I know will take 45 mins to get through the next

Everything Is Terrible!

E_I_T

For anyone who cares, here's a thread of our favorite Memory Hole vidz over the past 6 years. #memoryhole #nonotthatmemoryhole Chinless Dancer (2014) These Are The Ninja Turtles (2014) Clown

Los Angeles Times

latimes

Manhattan Beach was once home to Black beachgoers, but the city ran them out. Now it faces a reckoninghttps://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-08-02/bruces-beach-manhattan-beach More than a century ago, Anthony Bruce’s ancestors turn

Pablo Pérez

PabloPerezA

What the EU has ever done for the UK? The projects, the investment, the money...By region, city, town, village...https://twitter.com/PabloPerezA/status/1157236924907757571 Just some examples, no slogans. It is a long thread. #FactsMatter

Uncle Stephen

ItsUncleStephen

FUTO babes?!!!!Brethren shall we?!! I remember when we go ọta miri Bridge go rescue my cos of IMB babe..Baba dey shout," take me take me!"Take who werey? My friend Chop

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PullUpPanda

So my mom boyfriend came in town this past weekend and they ended up breaking up . They been dating for some months now , but the way he acted

James

JamesRonaldOK

Rest of the world: omg our country is on lockdown. we're all doomed, the world is over Eastbourne in the UK: As this tweet blew up, I'm now going to

Daniel Sabato

Sabato0612

Yesterday my daughter was sent home from nursery because she had a high temp. Everyone was 95% sure it was the 4 new teeth protruding through her gums, but protocol

Carole

CaroleBeckford

Here's what should be initiated this weekend in all divisions across the island #Jamaica #FightCovid 1. We need 228 cars/motor vehicles fitted with a loud speaker - this is the

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_triumphforks

I want to write out the outline for my Jinro Game AU since it's probably at the bottom of my current WIP pile and i *do* want to get a