#Surprise

Quarantine-me🦠🤝🧼2020

RemingtonWild

CW: assaultSex workers have been speaking up about Ron Jeremy for a while. Next up: James Deen? Brunodickemz? I think one of the things 2020 could do to genuinely surprise

Tyler Pearce

TylerRebeccaPea

It is board recruitment season. If you are thinking about joining a board, do think long and hard about it. Sure, *maybe* it will be good for your career, but:It's

BeaglesResist

BeaglesResist

Yesterday, @realDonaldTrump signed some Executive Orders which he hopes will fool Americans into thinking he's doing something about healthcare.HE IS NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT HEALTHCARE. This is in my wheelhouse

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jean_leroux

I'd take the panic a bit more serious if he didn't also screech AUTHORITARIAN AT THE GATES earlier today when he stumbled across...guidelines for Whatsapp group chats.No surprise, he retweets

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binnielovesyouu

Choi Soobin as a Cat; A thread@TXT_bighit @TXT_members SURPRISE ———End of Thread————

Missy

BirthOfMissy

As of last week The Sissy Dressing Parlour run by QM and I have ended our effective immediately. This means I will no longer be bookable as part of your

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brutdecuve

Lundi, (lors de l'AG du CAAPG), j'ai pu assister à la présentation de Thierry Lacombe (@UMREGFV @INRAE_France #Vassal)Des découvertes surprenantes sur l'Ampélographie ces dernières années ! #THREAD L'an dernier,

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DiphylleiAdoreU

thread of how @bxllamygray and i met and eventually started datinghttps://twitter.com/DiphylleiAdoreU/status/1248653063449202690 it all started january 10th this year (2020) it was at the seventeen concert, we met in the crowd

Aaron Rupar

atrupar

Jamal Khashoggi could not be reached for comment Trump's boots won't lick themselves Narrator: Trump did not write "The Art of the Deal" "It wouldn't surprise me if the president

Neurotypicality Research Inc

SNeurotypicals

This really happened but it's not just one terrible study. It is THE ACCEPTED LITMUS TEST for theory of mind.https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3796729/ there is an entire Emily Blunt goddamn movie where the

divinePaulo💎

divinePaulo

Quick Thread on why Juventus need to reinforce their Fullback positions this summer:In a perfect world both Sandro and Cuadrado would need replacing however Cuadrado is much more of a

AhmadRasoul®

AhmadRasoul

If you wanna attack an Iraqi, use his overconfidence and negligence against him, site and observe silently and you’ll see his pattern. If you wanna attack a Turk, catch him

Bryan MacDonald

27khv

Do you remember when the @nytimes' @mschwirtz, @EricSchmittNYT & @charlie_savage reported that "Russia Secretly Offered Afghan Militants Bounties to Kill US Troops?" Thus amplifying leaks from *anonymous* American spooks.

Gondal

XGONDALX

1-PICTURES OF MUHAMMADDo you find it bizarre how severely Muslims react to cartoons and depictions of Muhamad? Surprise! Muhammad has been painted by Muslims for centuries! These pictures reside in

mordred

DarkGreyBloomer

Completed Kenja no Mago. 4/10. Watched this show on a whim, and it s exactly what I expected: Vapid, empty and generic media detritus. I know 4 is an offensively

antifa scarecrow

_johnsonsabrina

Privilege is being able to forget that someone in LA has to ride the bus for an hour just to work a six hour shift at Fatburger, and also expecting