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Kolley Kibber 🇪🇺
camcamdamn
The Gospel According to White Jesus: White Jesus applies another layer of sunblock to his ginger followers The Gospel According To White Jesus:Get a foot massager, it'll change your life
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Johan Haleby
johanhaleby
We've experimented with checked exceptions to represent business errors in our Java domain model lately. Business errors are now a represented as a first class thing in the code and
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foone
Foone
You want to know something about how bullshit insane our brains are?OK, so there's a physical problem with our eyes: We move them in short fast bursts called "saccades", right?
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Josh
JoshManMode
GET OUT OF THE WAY KAREN YOU CAN’T STOP US My man @charvao is the original poster of the vid. This whole economy mess has left him in a tight
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Malcolm Tucker
gorbalsgoebbels
Sturgeon showing why she isn’t fit for leadership.She is too cautious.For too long she has sat at the head of a devolved administration where she can do what she likes
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ʌlliʌ 😈
jaepilie
A freestyle song by Jae dedicated to Wonpil #jaepil When Wonpil did aegyo and rendered Jae speechless (listen to Wonpil's cute whiny voice as he scolded Jae) #jaepil underneath
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Tyler J. L.
TylersMagic
The past few years for easter I’ve hidden eggs for my coworkers. This year, I figured since none of them follow me on Twitter that I would document it here
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
KendraWrites
I had a conversation with a friend today in a covid hot spot (I feel like I'm about to go all David Brooks and my blue collar friend with an
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Ernest
ErnestPun
So I was just randomly reminded of what the date is. Although 4/7 isn’t significant at all to many ppl, it is to me. 1 year ago from today was
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Matthew Ball
ballmatthew
The addition of hardware, first with the iPhone Upgrade Program, is inevitable https://twitter.com/TVMoJoe/status/1305924336851677185 Apple and it's users (individual and collective) and its developers benefit from more frequent device
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Ads Alchemist
AdsAlchemist
Checking my client’s accounts this morning and I'm seeing bad performance across the board. Apparently FB was down for 3 hours yesterday which never helps but you can't just blame
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𝙨𝙖𝙢 🧉🍵
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Why 2018/19 was a excellent campaign for Messi: Messi directly scored 51 goals, and had 21 assists in all competitions, 8 of those being freekicks, and only 5 being penalties.
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Sarah Haider 🚀
SarahTheHaider
Karen is a term of abuse. Stop using it. What is the benefit this word provides? Is it easier to spot the bad behavior of entitled white women because of
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ash 💫
musieum
katsuki turns up the AC in the bedroom on purpose.— “katsuki, i’m freezing!” ochako whined, laying face down in their bed, burying herself under the comforter. but it wasn’t enough.
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Fanta Carrot Lex Luthor Hate Acc🇿🇦
Deedee_231
No shade to @Zendaya but when I was a kid back watching @Disney Shake it up I legit thought that Rocky Blue was a white girl until I was shown
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Corinne Duyvis
corinneduyvis
I started working on a new book last month but barely made any progress. It's so big and overwhelming and even barely a chapter in, all my excitement was overwhelmed
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