Toggle navigation
TWText.com
TWText.com
faq
Contact US
Follow US
#Pound
Pseudo-Chef Jerm
kingofthistrill
A muthafucking strawberry crunch cake with CHEESECAKE in the middle. And he has the Audacity to live next door to me. Fuck me and my budget. Like really bro. BANANA
Read more
Nadin Hadi
Nadin_Hadi
It's worth saying, asking anyone to give film distribution & marketing strategy in the year of plague is absurd. My chats with my sales agents friend, are, well, damned if
Read more
Mac
HaughtDamnSwift
Hello! There is currently a bill sitting in the Senate that *passed the House* on Feb. 5, 2020 that repeals the 2006 bill saying they need to prepay their pension.
Read more
Ron Hebdon
RonHebdon_GC
You may remember me from such tips as press ## to mute the conference or *323** to turn go #beepfree2020. Today I’m here to share how to turn off “please
Read more
Francis Melia
CoachFHM
The ugly truths of getting big and strong. THREAD 1) There are no shortcuts.This is a long ass individual journey which will be full of adversity and life getting
Read more
mooni 🌙
kimbrothers88
from the first day doyoung supports jungwoo and comforts him at shows whenever he’s nervous. doyoung gave up his lines to jungwoo to give him the chance to show his
Read more
KAIO 🚀
LowkeyKaio
Introduction to FOREX [THREAD] Forex is short for foreign exchange which is the exchange of currencies. In forex, you trade one currency for another.Forex is quoted in currency pairs.Each currency
Read more
Kristin Raworth
KristinRaworth
A thread) After my sexual assault, I remember getting a mutual friend alone and asking her. “ Do (our friends) believe me or do they just not care?’ She said
Read more
Maureen Fitzsimmons
mojos55
Wise words “The United Kingdom has fallen. There has been a right wing coup in this country... . And nobody noticed. We did not notice because it was years in
Read more
itsonlyzach
itsonlyzach
If Netflix wanted to give me a bunch of money, I'd pitch a limited anthology series (like Dolly Parton's Heartstrings) but all the episodes would be queer romance stories based
Read more
Kikidoodle & Purrmaids
KikiDoodleTweet
Having grown up surrounded by coyotes, and being in relative harmony with them, it's always a trip when people are suddenly realizing coyotes are everywhere and watching them freak out
Read more
Maureen Fitzsimmons
mojos55
WHAT A CASHLESS SOCIETY WILL MEAN...(Copied from a friend)HERE'S WHAT NO CASH ACTUALLY MEANS:A cashless society means no cash. Zero. It doesn’t mean mostly cashless and you can still use
Read more
🔞 Aᴅᴇ́ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ɴsғᴡ 🔞
hoeforclones
having rex on his knees sucking your strap, his eyes watery, drool dribbling out of the corner of his mouth dripping down his chinyou encourage him, telling him how good
Read more
Jackie Turner
rebelwrit
This morning is heavy. I keep circling back to a conversation I had in a pub with a cop in the UK in 2016, which is when I first found
Read more
bisexual commie
youngnotfamous
calling your partner “chairman” during sex yes supreme leader motion to pound this ass, general secretary
Read more
Your Rideshare Driver
ride_trips
Story Time!This one happened during homecoming for FSU about two years ago. Homecoming brings a lot of alumni to town who want to revisit their old stomping grounds. I picked
Read more
‹
1
2
...
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
...
63
64
›