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_hodoahmed

Types of Somali moms (A thread) okay but can y'all follow me The fob mom -claims she's "reer magal" -reer badiyo asf -watches qooto qooto -mis matched masar &

Department of Defence, Ireland

DOD_Ireland

So, last Friday....We are all sat in the conference room when suddenly Maggie, from the front desk, bursts in, panting."Simon Coveney just rang ahead, he's on the way in from

Dr. Joe Abah

DrJoeAbah

Following my complaint about @ExploreLegend, their CEO, @BAyonote, came to my residence today with a total of 10 of his staff. It seems that everything that could possibly have gone

Michael Hainsworth

hainsworthtv

I paid $60 to get a single piece of wood delivered by 4pm. It’s now 6:15 and still nothing. Not a good first impression, @renorunapp. Please advise. Also, your “it’s on

Joshua Harris🙏🏽🧠💰

joshharris_45

What is freedom?Finding your passion and turning it into a steam of income. That’s freedom.You like fitness?You can create a course/workout plan that helps others.You like to trade options?Show people

Breasted Boobily

Author_DLWhite

A clarification b/c a couple of ppl responded in despair at doubling payments. I thankfully had low payments. My student loans were the least of my money problems so making

trash panzer

panzertron

The announcement of the Dominus set inspired me to dog out my Punch/Counterpunch for a #deskbot today. I realize he's canonically an Autobot undercover as a Decepticom, but his figure's

daisy-grace loves sarah!!

tpwk_tomlinson

larry lyric parallels, a VERY long thread!! please be aware that these are theories, my intention is not to invalidate louis’ sexuality in anyway!! also i am not a bluegreener,

sof ⛓

ushiasababy

HERE'S THE SCHWEIDEN ADLERS HEADCANONS I USED TOO MANY BRAINCELLS ON THIS PLEASE START APPRECIATING THIS BOYS MORE THANK YOU *ushijima, sitting on the bleachers before a game hugging adloo*the

Xeni “4 Seasons Total Landscaping” Jardin

xeni

A gentle reminder that provoking racial conflict between Americans to weaken the US is a tactical goal the Russian military assault on our 2016 elections sought to achieve. And did.

🧚🏻💫Linz💫🧚🏻

linz_marie88

Can you tell me if this sounds abusive? My friend's husband won’t let her visit any friends or family. He has made her stop all contact with them unless it’s

Sars Alert

sars_is_here

Things to do when you meet a SARS operative1. Remove your airpords or earpiece Once you meet with them first thing is to to grant them audience talking to them

amina ミ☆

alexvausewife

Why @CeoofallSimps is problematic (a thread) She doesnt love me which is weird bc Im a tolerable person She doesnt call me and she needs glasses so shes a nerd

Ryan Johnston

ryanjohnstonco

During lockdown you can still be creative... Last week @innisandgunn asked me to be a part of their 'The Originals' campaign where they are showcasing collaborations with a host of

chris

N0T4L

Alright this is simply to contradict anything fae (@slutkills) has said about me in the past 3 days. She claimed i had sexually manipulated her and forced her to send

help

CloudUmbra

Stole some little niggers phone after i beat him and locked him up lol, how does this twitter thing work? how come someone replied but i can’t see it?