#Phone

Brandon 🧐 STONKS

brandonfromYYZ

Funny story time. years ago, one of my parents’ old friends called our house sounding all disturbed and shithe said he had been sent an ‘incriminating’ photo of meimmediately I

Arunima Khunteta

ArunimaKhunteta

Here's what you and I are doing when we are using our phones. Our Phone World A thread unlike you've ever read. Let's start imagining your cellphone as a

Farooq Ahmed

farooqtheahmed

Since @paulkrugman disastrously naive take on what life was like post-9/11 is going around, in this thread I'll catalog just a few things that I can remember happening to me

Koshiek Karan

iamkoshiek

My fellow Kings, here's useful advice to consider if you're going to ghost a hun [Thread]https://twitter.com/karlowitch/status/1247460553909506050 Who do you ghost?Exchanged 4 texts on Tinder. Ghost.Shared breakfast in bed? No ghost.As

ig: threadschickee

threadschickee

how to quarantine: a thread I know I'm not the only one who is sick and tired of not being able to go outside, online school, social distancing and everything

Desiree Akhavan

akhavandesiree

I’m watching HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU & having so many thoughts- it is almost scary when Jennifer Connolly and Bradley Cooper are in a scene alone together because

The Mating Code

TheMatingCode

Women can whiff out a man's chasing behavior a mile away.She's biochemically structured to avoid men who chase her for sex, resources, attention or validation.Chasing is a function toward shortages

Keith Myer 📳

Pastakeith

Pastors don't get to live normal lives. Called to serve, they often need to stay on task and work during the times when other people get to listen, rest, or

Amanda

Pontecarloblue

It’s so quiet at the hospital this week. The usually full to bursting oncology centre is a bit like a ghost town. The brilliant staff are continuing to administer radiotherapy

Fareedah ( ꈍᴗꈍ)🌹

myopicreedah

Wife: Honey, please I need money to buy bone straight Husband: I don't have money*Few days later*Husband: My dear, I forgot 20k inside my trousers I gave you to wash

CNN Philippines

cnnphilippines

BREAKING: Enhanced community quarantine stays in Metro Manila, Calabarzon, Central Luzon until May 15.Follow this thread for updates http://www.cnn.ph President Rodrigo Duterte's address airs exactly at 8am, taped from yesterday.Presidentia

trollburger

trollburgerbn1

1/ Dear customersYesterday saw a record number of people just turning up for a burger without trying to pre order and it’s clear that many of you are under the

Ken Bensinger

kenbensinger

Just hours after the storming of the Capitol on Jan. 6, Oath Keeper founder & leaders Stewart Rhodes found himself on the defensive to other members. "Look, I WAS THERE.

John Bull

garius

How I'd write thisMURRAY: Right. We've texted the MPs. To try and pick them off one by oneTUCKER: Texted them?MURRAY: YesTUCKER: Now?MURRAY: YesTUCKER: While they're all standing together, next to

Zeke Hartman

ZekeH5

A few weeks ago, I promised a Day in the Life video to all the @FuturePedsRes applicants to show life here at @NCHPedsRes. Unfortunately, we had some issues with the

Ifeneme

Pengdor

Guys It’s the end of the month and salaries are going to be rolling innnnnnnnn.A few tips on some items that can make your life better! 1. Please replace your