#Mommy

Iridocyclitis

lmaogay3

@MadisonKurdziel Oh my god mommy yes pop offf ahhhh why I’m a pussy ass bitch, a thread I’m gay, end of thread, 2/2.

Robynn

woollythinker

I have a lot of time for the whole #RegrettingMotherhood genre. Well, I say that, but I've only skimmed this because of course I *don't* have a lot of time

Vaush

VaushV

Kim Yo Jung's seemingly inevitable rise to power is supported by an unlikely coalition of juche stans, coomers & liberal feminists I'm glad that in these dark times we can

Frisky

some1frisky

k @tacobell You can't ignore me then make fun of me when I am single followed up with a marriage proposal, you know damn well I accept. I love you,

Elle M. (they/them)

ellle_em

Look there's a lot of pressure on parents to be perfect but I have a BIG SUPER SECRET that renders the concept of perfection TOTALLY MOOT: READY????WELL:apologize to your kid/kids

Jerod 🌹: Black Lives Matter.

JerodEwert

Potty training Changed a poo and pee diaper.Will start logging his biggest movements so we can sit him on the toilet at right moment. Poopy diaper,So next expected is.. 4hrs,

Jaxson B

Jaxson505

in evans rn can't wait to see what the deal is today catch my next dnd game inspired by colonist taverns hmm i wonder how Locke's social contract is

beautybymariah21💕

beautybymariah_

Thank you for blocking me , you just proved that you lied to everyone & that you’re a scammer , Me & @lipstickghoulie already figured out that you may have

nihaad

justnihaad

My mommy's decided we can't go into Ramadaan with a "dirty house". Duas pls I just had to clean the blinds in the lounge, there's 6 windows and I had

Kadrad 🐟

kari9villa9

I want to go to an adult water park Everything reminds me of super specific childhood memories. It’s making me tear up remembering the past I want pancakes. Cold pancakes

Raven Symoné's PB&J Sandwich 🇵🇷

_ItsMarisWorld_

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms, step-moms, bonus moms, surrogate moms, stepped-up moms and exhausted mommy villages!! Special love to the ones with complicated moms, missing moms, angel moms

JoanofDarkKnits

JoanofDarkKnits

My daughter's dance class was through zoom tonight.The last person to use zoom was my husband, drinking with his band.So Phatty McBigcock just joined the "Mommy and Me" dance class

vaccine haver

kerrence

this picture just told me it has an exciting business opportunity for mehttps://twitter.com/lifecreep/status/1248803979032776707 concentrated utah mommy blogger/person involved in 4 pyramid schemes energy here

Kemesha Swaby

KemeshaSwaby

I promise I won’t become a mommy blogger, but I’d love to share a bit on breastfeeding, as a new mother.Many present breastfeeding as something that comes naturally. For some,

🔞Will Graham & Donatello simp🔞🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♿

BoomerSlayr9000

Sugar baby DonatelloThat is all This boy is a BRAT, he wants people to buy him COMFY CLOTHES and he wants to be told how GOOD HE LOOKS IN THEM

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itsjodarling

i know with everything going on most (if not all) baby showers have been cancelled. so i'd like to help a person or two and get something small off their